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| NEWS FLASH:-- Bush promises more of the same if re-elected ... |
| 07.31.04 (9:34 am) [edit] |
[b]The Bush administration has clearly now chosen its election strategy.[/b]
After hesitating for some time between saying that things will be different or emphasising continuity the Republicans have clearly chose to fight the 2004 presidentials on the grounds of continuity.
Political commentator Ivan Agenda told [i]BIGfib[/i], “the Bush advisors have finally realised that their main advantage over the Democrats is being able to point to all of the wonderful things that they have done so far and convincingly claim that they will continue to do more.”
“The Democrats can say what they like, but John Kerry has never been President. He will never be the known quantity that George W. Bush is.”
Interviewed by journalists between rounds of golf the outgoing President confirmed the new strategy.
“Read my lips.” He told journalists. “I ain’t finished here, not yet. There’s a lot more to do, much more of the same.”
Pressed on the details the President promised voters :
- More Wars, potentially in Iraq, Iran and Syria. (And anywhere else I feel like it when my poll ratings slip, Halliburton needs more contracts and/or Ariel Sharon gives the order.)
- More fear, with increased raising and lowering of security levels.
- More dead Americans returning in body bags. The more the merrier. It makes for good jokes at dinner parties.
- More human rights abuses of prisoners of war. That makes for good jokes too.
- More sodomy of little children at Abu Ghraib and at Guantanamo Bay too if possible.
- More new arms programs that funnels taxpayer dollars to my cronies who own the private defense contractors.
- More job losses thoughout the US to ensure that slave labor we all have come to know, to love and to profit from.
- More inflation: higher gas prices at the pump, higher costs of milk, food and necessities. It don't bother me none: I'm rich.
- More cuts in working people's pay and no overtime. Fat-cats and Top-dogs need more profits.
- More cuts in civil liberties. Big Brother is watching you.
- More cuts to environmental protection. Who care what happens after we're dead?
- More terrorist attacks on US soil.
- More secrets about our foreign policy making set by Halliburton, the Carlyle Group and other corporations. I do love secrets.
- More secrets about our domestic policy making set by Pharmaceuticals, HMOs, Insurance Co.s, Big Oil and other corporations. I do love secrets.
- More felonious outings of whistle-blowers who have to be made examples of: I do love to see people squirm.
- More spending and more tax cuts for the rich leading to a bigger deficit and more poverty.
- More goodies for the rich who deserve it and Americans without health care deserve to die in pain.
- More terrorizing and frightening the American people: I do love to see people squirm.
[i]Satire adapted from BIGfib[/i]: http://www.bigfib.com/issue25...
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| NEWS FLASH:-- Bush "suddenly remembers" service in Vietnam ... |
| 07.31.04 (9:31 am) [edit] |
US President "Boy" George W. Bush http://deadbrain.co.uk/satire... has apparently remembered that contrary to all that has been reported in the past, he did in fact serve in Vietnam. There is a long-standing controversy over his time in the National Guard, centred on a lengthy period in 1972 that cannot be accounted for when he was supposed to be in Alabama. Now, it seems, during that time the young Mr Bush was not in Alabama but was a fighter pilot in Vietnam.
According to a White House spokesman, Mr Bush suddenly remembered his service in Vietnam while he was watching Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry accepting his party's nomination. Mr Kerry made several direct references to his own time as a navy boat commander in Vietnam, and that, apparently, jogged Mr Bush's memory.
Speaking at a hastily organised press conference at the White House this morning, a spokesman said that Mr Bush, being a man given to humility, had never boasted of his Vietnam service and, because of other pressing matters on his mind as president, had somehow suppressed the memory. However, Mr Kerry's speech rekindled it, and the president was able to remember that he served bravely in Vietnam in 1972. The spokesman provided the gathered journalists with photocopies of several documents that he said back the president's claim.
Our reporter showed them to Professor Douglas Ramsbottom of the University of Bootle, an expert in forged documents and the man who last year cast doubt on the authenticity of documents http://deadbrain.co.uk/news/a... used by Tony Blair http://deadbrain.co.uk/satire... to justify invading Iraq. After careful analysis, Professor Ramsbottom was able to say unequivocally that the documents provided by the White House, while not necessarily forgeries, did not in fact substantiate Mr Bush's claim. He cited several examples:
. A cinema ticket for the Hanoi Bijou was to see the first Star Wars film, which was not released until 1977.
. A receipt from a Vietnamese restaurant had had the address erased, but Professor Ramsbottom was able to read it using ultraviolet light, and it turned out to be in Pittsburgh.
. An envelope addressed to the president's parents, and with a return address ostensibly in Vietnam, had a 2000 US Olympic Games stamp.
. An air force pay stub bore a 1972 date but the name of the payee was actually Georgina W. Bush.
When confronted with this evidence the White House spokesman said the matter would have to be referred to Fox News, which, he said, had compiled the documents, in a fair and balanced way, on behalf of the president.
Mr Bush was not available for comment as he was apparently busy perusing a US Defence Department catalogue to choose some medals. However Cheney was heard muttering [i]"Fuck-yourself"! [/i]to some investigative reporters who questioned the validity of Bush's claims.
[i]Satire adapted from DeadBrain[/i]: http://deadbrain.co.uk/news/a...
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| Osama Bin Laden Says Bush Troop Plan is "A Result" ... |
| 07.29.04 (8:37 am) [edit] |
In yet another grainy broadcast video, Osama Bin Laden, yesterday gave the thumbs up to George W. Bush’s latest plan to send Saudi Muslim troops to Iraq.
“It’s absolutely fabulous,” he enthused. “Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that as a result of our Saudi attack on America we would be able to replace the secular troops of Saddam Hussein with Muslim fundamentalist forces faithful to Allah.”
“That my direct family in Saudi Arabia will be controlling large swathes of Iraq in the near future is what can only be described as a result.”
Bush told reporters that he was looking forward to meeting with the Saudi Royal Family to "figur' out how we're gonna' divvy-up the Middle East" between them and me & Dicky-boy. I never figur'd that using other peoples' kids as troops to make me rich would be so easy here at home and abroad. God bless America."
[i]Satire adapted from BIGfib[/i]: http://www.bigfib.com/issue25...
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| "This here town ain't big enough for the two of us ..." |
| 07.28.04 (11:08 am) [edit] |
Crawford, TX - Apparently, this one-stoplight Texas town will be big enough for the two of them - President George W Bush and one of his fiercest critics, filmmaker Michael Moore, who heads here on Wednesday. [i]Or will it[/i]?
Moore has invited Bush to join him for a screening of his controversial blockbuster documentary[i] Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]in the parking lot of a football stadium in Crawford, which is causing a stir in this town of 705 people.
In a variation on the "[i]ignore him and maybe he'll go away[/i]" defence, White House spokesperson Claire Buchan laughed off questions on Tuesday about whether Bush would attend the unusual movie screening.
"[i]I don't think you should expect that[/i]," she told reporters. "[i]You guys are more interested in it than I've heard otherwise[/i]."
Moore was due here on Wednesday to join local Bush critics who asked to show the fiercely anti-Bush film, which has pulled in more than $100m in its five weeks in release.
The president was spending the week on his 850ha property just outside Crawford until Thursday, when he returns to Washington and shifts his bid for a second term into high gear. On condition of anonymity, an aide told reporters that Bush was over-heard telling Condi Rice "[i]This here town ain't big enough for the two of us [/i]..." referring to Moore and asking her to "[i]get rid of 'im, dead or alive[/i]"! Condi Rice is reported to have responded: "[i]Yes, my dear husband, whatever you say! [slurp! slurp! slurp!][/i]!" Aides confirm that Condi Rice lives in a [i]fantasy world [/i]these days pretending that Dubya is her "hubby" and that Laura Bush is being a [i]good sport [/i]about it.
When asked Moore simply laughed and told reporters that "[i]nobody, not even the president, is going to run me out of town[/i]"! Cheney then turned-up and stuck his face in Moore's shouting "[i]Fuck-yourself[/i]"! over and over and over again, and that police had to escort him back to [i]The Ranch[/i] before the "[i]Veep did something he'll regret[/i]"!
[i]Satire ... adapted from BACKpage [/i]- http://www.news24.com/News24/...,,2-1343-1344_1563968,00.html
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| ... On why "therealspartacus007" is the target of Neo-Con's mindless drivel ... LOL !!! ... |
| 07.26.04 (7:58 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq, Afghanistan and around the world (and here in the good ole' USA) and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, jesusisangry, DragonBait22, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
Blame Sandy Berger over and over and over and over again...
Blame Michael Moore and Linda Ronstadt and the Dixie Chicks over and over and over again...
Blame Teresa Heinz-Kerry now...
[b]If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...[/b]
Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib) http://www.tblog.com/template... -- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...
Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: [i]Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc[/i].
Oh, WinstonSmith, don't you know that keeping Bush's AWOL Military Records, the House of Bush's adulterous affairs with the House of Saud, plans for a war on Iran based upon the same lies as their war on Iraq, Bush/Cheney's lies about non-existent WMDs, [i]as well as [/i]Cheney's oh-so-secret "meetings" with his Energy Cronies from Big Corporations like Enron, Halliburton, etc. including Kenny-boy (Enron) Lay is helping out our [i]"National Security"[/i], in the bizarre world according to the Nobel-Prize-Winner ([i]sic, sic, sic[/i]) Reducto??? Oh, and be sure to say "[i]Fuck-It"[/i] alot Reducto: [i]That really helps [/i]bolster your oh-so-stupid diatribes ...
NOW it's that time of year for Reducto, Noguru, stepdad and the other Tblogging Neo-Cons [i]to blame [/i]Bill Clinton and Sandy Berger [for a 6-month-old investigation into taking copies of documents (the originals are still in the National Archives)] [i]for all of their problems [/i]... That'll sure make Bush, Cheney & Rice [i]happy[/i] since it takes everybody's mind off of the Bushites' cover-up of little children being sodomized http://www.tblog.com/template... at Abu Ghraib!!! [i]Ain't that nice??? [/i]...
[b]UPDATE:[i] "therealspartacus007"[/i] is today's target for the brain-dead Reducto/Refucto whose hypocrisy and blindness deserve to be nominated for [i]Canada's Stupidity Awards http://www.tblog.com/template... [/i](except that Dubya won the prize for the Stupidest Man in the World[i] this year[/i]). Reducto/Refucto likes lecturing everybody about the Bible & his so-called God of Abraham [i]on the one-hand [/i]and praising the corrupt Bush/Cheney's wars based on lies; war-profiteering to enrich Halliburton; torture of human beings and rape-and-sodomy of little children[i] on the other hand[/i]... But having done a bit of analysis, I think that[i] "therealspartacus007" and others [/i]come in for an attack every so often in order for Reducto/Refucto to get some attention [i]and[/i] garnish comments... Otherwise, if you'll notice, nobody reads his shit-filled mindless drivel!!! [P.S. Our Founding Fathers [i]DID[/i] intend a clear and inviolate [u]Separation of Church and State[/u] http://www.tblog.com/template... ] LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| "jesusisangry" is the current scapegoat for Neo-Con's mindless drivel ... LOL!!! |
| 07.24.04 (9:26 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq, Afghanistan and around the world (and here in the good ole' USA) and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, jesusisangry, DragonBait22, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
Blame Sandy Berger over and over and over again...
Blame Michael Moore and Linda Ronstadt and the Dixie Chicks over and over and over again...
[b]If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...[/b]
Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...
Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: [i]Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc[/i].
Oh, WinstonSmith, don't you know that keeping Bush's AWOL Military Records, the House of Bush's adulterous affairs with the House of Saud, plans for a war on Iran based upon the same lies as their war on Iraq, Bush/Cheney's lies about non-existent WMDs, [i]as well as [/i]Cheney's oh-so-secret "meetings" with his Energy Cronies from Big Corporations like Enron, Halliburton, etc. including Kenny-boy (Enron) Lay is helping out our [i]"National Security"[/i], in the bizarre world according to the Nobel-Prize-Winner ([i]sic, sic, sic[/i]) Reducto??? Oh, and be sure to say "[i]Fuck-It"[/i] alot Reducto: [i]That really helps [/i]bolster your oh-so-stupid diatribes ...
NOW it's that time of year for Reducto, Noguru, stepdad and the other Tblogging Neo-Cons [i]to blame [/i]Bill Clinton and Sandy Berger [for a 6-month-old investigation into taking copies of documents (the originals are still in the National Archives)] [i]for all of their problems [/i]... That'll sure make Bush, Cheney & Rice [i]happy[/i]!!! [i]Ain't that nice??? [/i]...
[b]UPDATE: "[i]jesusisangry[/i]" is the newest Tblogger to be added to the Neo-Con Shitbag's [i]mindless drivel [/i]... I just couldn't [i]wade through [/i]Reducto/Refucto's newest shitload of garbage (where is [i]jimmytherighteous[/i] when we need him???) because after the 1st sentence http://www.tblog.com/template... , it became obvious that Reducto is tragically suffering from psychotic delusions [i]yet again [/i]... Noguru was[i] pissing his pants with glee [/i]at attacks against other Tbloggers, one of the fuckwit's favorite pastimes since his banal Neo-Con Lies are exposed daily for frauds ... One is just waiting for stepdad to[i] step-in after he sodomizes his stepkids (since he can't make it to his favorte fun-resort Abu Ghraib, where he wholeheartedly defends the torture conducted by Bush/Cheney's thugs!) [/i]in order to hold-up the back-end of these jack-asses!!! LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| True Story: "Bush wins big at Stupidity Awards" ... [Not Satire] ... |
| 07.24.04 (9:17 am) [edit] |
[b][u]Bush wins big at Stupidity Awards[/u][/b]
[b]MONTREAL — The November elections may still be ahead of him but U.S. President George W. Bush came out a big winner yesterday — at the World Stupidity Awards.[/b]
[b]Bush was a dominating presence at the second edition of the awards presented at the Just for Laughs comedy festival.[/b]
Host Lewis Black, whose biting satire is a highlight of TV's[i] The Daily Show[/i], took pride in the recognition the United States received at the awards, saying: "we are the gold standard."
Black said the awards "celebrate the pros" and "perfection in idiocy" because real stupidity is hard work.
"It's easy to fall down a manhole, it's easy to put the candles too close to the drapes, it's easy to launch a military invasion of another country based on a few blurry satellite photos," he observed.
"This year my people, we scaled the Everest of stupidity and we stand upon its peak."
[b]Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet[/b].
That award was presented by Justin Trudeau, son of former prime minister Pierre Trudeau. He got the biggest reaction of the night from females in the packed house, who hooted, whistled and yelled "yum" at him while he was on stage.
Bush didn't take the category alone, however, and tied with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
The controversial Texan president shared in two other awards as the United States was noted for having the Stupidest Government of the Year.
"What was interesting about that is that the decision was made overwhelmingly by Americans who voted," said Albert Nerenberg, of the Main Organization Revealing Obvious Numbskulls which runs the awards.
Nominations and voting took place at the organization's online site, except for the lifetime achievement award which is settled by the judges.
The nominations were judged by experts in their fields — "a bunch of idiots" and overseen by the Academy for Recognizing Stupidity Everywhere.
[b]Stupidest Statement of the Year was Bush's pronouncement that "[u]combat operations have ended in Iraq[/u]," where fighting still rages more than a year after the U.S.-led invasion to topple Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.[/b]
Bush beat out pop princess Britney Spears, nominated for saying, "I do," at her brief Las Vegas wedding, and singer Jessica Simpson, who wondered aloud on TV: "Why does Chicken By the Sea taste like tuna? Is it chicken or tuna?"
[b]Though he is facing war crimes charges after being captured by U.S. forces, Saddam can take solace in the Lifetime Achievement Award for Stupidity, which was bestowed on him with a musical tribute and a montage of film clips and photos, including one of him getting a fashion makeover from the cast of [i]Queer Eye For the Straight Guy[/i].[/b]
[b]Iraq and the conservative right in the United States figured heavily in the awards, which declared Fox's The [i]O'Reilly Factor [/i]the Stupidest TV Show and gave Fox News the nod for Media Outlet Which Has Made the Greatest Contribution to Furthering Ignorance Worldwide[/b].
[b]Also, Stupidest Woman of the Year was U.S. soldier Pte. Lynndie England, who became notorious after pictures were published of her allegedly abusing Arab prisoners in a Baghdad military prison. She is facing charges[/b].
Presenter Maggie Cassella said England beat out convicted homemaking guru Martha Stewart, dysfunctional rocker Courtney Love, Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson who "finally had enough surgery to place himself in this category."
Cast members from [i]Survivor: All Stars [/i]— Rob Cesternino, Kathy O'Brien and Shii Ann Huang — gave the award for stupidest trend, which was trucker hats.
Stupidest Act of the Year went to Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, who cradled his baby while feeding a crocodile, an act which sparked a storm of protest.
"What is it with celebrities dangling their babies?" asked presenter Scott Thompson of[i] Kids in the Hall [/i]fame. "Next year, they'll be eating them. Good thing cocaine is an appetite suppressant."
[i]Gigli[/i], considered one of the worst movies of the year and an albatross for stars Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, tied with Mel Gibson's [i]The Passion of the Christ [/i]as Stupidest Movie. The tie was to be broken by audience members at the Friday night event but the audience couldn't decide which was worse so the tie stayed.
Although Canada was shut out, Nerenberg said it was a banner year for stupidity.
"It was a stupendous year for stupidity," he said.
The show ended with a raucous musical number by mini Kiss, a group of singing dwarfs who perform made up like the '70s glam rock group. - http://www.thestar.com/NASApp...
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| Michael Moore and Linda Ronstadt:-- You Bastards Are To Blame For All Bush/Cheney's Woes!!! LOL!! |
| 07.23.04 (9:47 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
Blame Sandy Berger over and over and over again...
Blame Michael Moore and Linda Ronstadt and the Dixie Chicks over and over and over again...
[b]If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...[/b]
Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...
Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: [i]Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc[/i].
Oh, WinstonSmith, don't you know that keeping Bush's AWOL Military Records, the House of Bush's adulterous affairs with the House of Saud, plans for a war on Iran based upon the same lies as their war on Iraq, Bush/Cheney's lies about non-existent WMDs, [i]as well as [/i]Cheney's oh-so-secret "meetings" with his Energy Cronies from Big Corporations like Enron, Halliburton, etc. including Kenny-boy (Enron) Lay is helping out our [i]"National Security"[/i], in the bizarre world according to the Nobel-Prize-Winner ([i]sic, sic, sic[/i]) Reducto??? Oh, and be sure to say "[i]Fuck-It"[/i] alot Reducto: [i]That really helps [/i]bolster your oh-so-stupid diatribes ...
NOW it's that time of year for Reducto, Noguru, stepdad and the other Tblogging Neo-Cons [i]to blame [/i]Bill Clinton and Sandy Berger [for a 6-month-old investigation into taking copies of documents (the originals are still in the National Archives)] [i]for all of their problems [/i]... That'll sure make Bush, Cheney & Rice [i]happy[/i]!!! [i]Ain't that nice??? [/i]...
[b]BUT WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS[i] AGAIN[/i], LET' S BLAME THE BASTARDS MICHAEL MOORE & LINDA RONSTADT FOR ALL OF BUSH/CHENEY'S WOES!!!... LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| Bush Campaign To Focus On The Supreme Court |
| 07.23.04 (8:43 am) [edit] |
NewsHax wire - http://www.newshaz.com - Following a largely unsuccessful opening campaign salvo of trying to redefine opponent John Kerry and knock him out of contention early, a change of tactics was instituted by the Bush re-election campaign and newer, highly targeted commercials will be hitting televisions beginning this weekend. The multimillion-dollar airtime buy along with the media outlets chosen for the campaign spots and the types of ads provide a window on his newest campaign strategy: a desire to appeal to the Supreme Court Justice voter.
The campaign looks to make inroads with the nations Supreme Court Justices in an effort to maintain Bush's 5-4 lead among that key election demographic. "There is no more important group to winning this election," said Bush campaign chief Ken Melman. "The 2000 elections clearly demonstrated that. We haven't had much success so far by targeting the voting population with the standard campaign tactics, so we are now going to focus our ad dollars on the most important demographic there is, the people who will ultimately pick the winner."
Bush's approval ratings have dropped steeply after months of public criticism, following a publicly perceived mess in Iraq and a large-scale loss of American prestige and respect around the world that is hampering efforts to make the US safer from terrorism, which many likely voters attribute solely to Bush's confrontational style of diplomacy. Campaign officials have sensed this growing loss of public support and are directing his ads to energize core Supreme Court justices and, perhaps, boost his poll numbers among the group that he hopes will vote him to victory once again in 2004.
At least $8.5 million worth of airtime has been bought on Supreme Court closed circuit TVs, while Bush-Cheney banners and campaign posters are to be placed in the halls, walkways and exterior of the court building. The strategy is to be rounded out by placing complementary billboards in the neighborhoods of each of the nations 9 supreme court justices. Political analysts say it's the first significant advertising buy in a presidential campaign that didn't target any general election voters.
The campaign has also checked rates in other advertising sources, including Home Care Quarterly, favored by most of the senior Supreme Court justices, Bench & Gavel, a judicial life magazine favored by nearly all of the justices, and Penthouse Magazine, mainly favored by Justice Clarence Thomas.
Political analysts say this advertising through the Supreme Courts closed circuit TV system allows the campaign to target its spending to specific constituencies that will likely be a factor in the upcoming election, rather than playing to mere voters that will not be a factor in the election.
"It's a fairly efficient way to engage our true base without having to waste needed capital on advertising across 50 meaningless states," said Tom Gibbons, a media analyst for the Bush campaign.
The ads' principal message will be about Bush's "extreme willingness to engage in post-presidency business relationships with family of the court." Cheney just sat and murmured "[i]Fuck-yourself[/i]" over and over again.
[i]Satire by News Hax[/i]: http://www.newshax.com/module...
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| ... Rumsfeld, Bush Sr. arrested for past ties to Saddam!!! |
| 07.22.04 (7:50 am) [edit] |
[b]NewsHax wire [/b]- http://www.newshax.com/module... - Using the same evidence of "links and meetings" employed to build a public case against Saddam Hussein for cooperation with al Queda, chief of Homeland Security Tom Ridge and Attorney General John Ashcroft have announced several more "prominent" arrests in the war on terrorism today.
Ashcroft made a moving speech detailing the apprehension of these criminals that threatened the security of the United States on live television.
"We to went to war with a sovereign nation last year and we told you it was partly because of unqualified 'links' to a low level meeting Iraq may have had with al Queda," said Ashcroft in his deadpan detective voice.
"But recently we have incredibly found much stronger evidence of cooperation with al Queda and Saddam conducted by people right here within our own country. It would be hypocritical to invade an entire nation for a brief meeting that Saddam declined to act on, when there are people out there who actually armed these villains still running free. These criminals ruthlessly pursued their own political agendas, bypassing all normal American checks and balances, by secretly dealing with terrorists and their supporting regimes to carry out their hushed plans for them under the cloak of darkness."
Ashcroft went on to say, "These men here spent millions of dollars of American tax dollars ensuring that these Islamic fighting groups, consisting of thousands of angry and highly impressionable young men, were to also be highly trained and fully armed. It's only common sense to deduce that these uneducated fighers were also to be inevitably recruited for the terrorist causes that ran rampant through the Middle East at the time, thus springing loose upon the world some of the worst kind of terror it has ever seen. Previously, the barrier that largely prevented terrorism was that those stupid enough to think it would work were not equipped to pull off large scale attacks. These men I hold here before you, Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush Sr., almost singlehandedly made that possible. Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Ladin, these men owe their existance to financiers found right here in the United States. We have escorted these terrorist supporters who seek to undermine our civilized world into Guantanamo bay holding camps until we decide if we want to give them a trial."
Among those arrested and jailed today were current US Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld, charged with providing chemical weapons to Iraq and lending financial support and training to Osama bin Ladin and Taliban fighting forces in the deserts of Afghanistan through the late 80s; and former US President George Bush, who was charged with arming Iranian militant fundamentalists during the Reagan administration. The Islamic militants used the armaments supplied from then vice president Bush to consolidate their iron grip of power over Iran and cast the nation into an extremist dictatorship now spanning over 20 years. Providing much potential ammo for prosecutors to use for the juries, the fundamentalists in charge of Iran now possesses nuclear weapon making technology, threatening to destabilize the entire world with the prospect of an unstable Islamic state possesing the bomb.
Ashcroft described the militarization and US arming of Iran, Iraq and the Taliban as the key events which led to the eventual unstabilization of the region in the last 20 years, and are the underlying reasons that strong multinational terror groups exist today.
As per Rumsfeld's own policy, the detainees are being held incommunicado with the outside world in a Guantanamo holding cell, and have no rights to access a lawyer to dispute the charges that they secretly financed, armed and trained known terrorist groups in the Middle East. "Oh, nice move Donald, we're stuck here now." Bush was reported to have wryly said to Rumsfeld concerning the legislation restricting their rights to legal counsel, just prior to their departure for the Cuba detainment camp.
Guards speaking on conditions of anonymity describe Rumsfelds and Bushs first days in Guantanamo Bay with the other terror detainees as like a "class reunion between old friends." "They apparantly all worked together extensively in the past and know each other well," said the unnamed guard.
President Bush looked dumbfounded and claimed not to know anything about the arrests, although his mother Barbara was happy because she could move back into the White House and settle into the Lincoln bedroom permanently since plans are underway for coronation of Bush as the Mad King George ([i]ooopps[/i], the first King). Cheney was seen in the background murmuring over and over again: "[i]Fuck-yourself[/i]"! because rumor has it he will be joining Rumsfeld and Bush Sr. in the clinker!
[i]Satire by News Hax[/i]: http://www.newshax.com/module...
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| Hey, Let's Blame Bill Clinton & Sandy Berger for Everything, to Make Bush, Cheney & Rice Happy!!! |
| 07.21.04 (8:51 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
Oh, WinstonSmith, don't you know that keeping Bush's AWOL Military Records, the House of Bush's adulterous affairs with the House of Saud, plans for a war on Iran based upon the same lies as their war on Iraq, Bush/Cheney's lies about non-existent WMDs, [i]as well as [/i]Cheney's oh-so-secret "meetings" with his Energy Cronies from Big Corporations like Enron, Halliburton, etc. including Kenny-boy (Enron) Lay is helping out our [i]"National Security"[/i], in the bizarre world according to the Nobel-Prize-Winner ([i]sic, sic, sic[/i]) Reducto??? Oh, and be sure to say "[i]Fuck-It"[/i] alot Reducto: [i]That really helps [/i]bolster your oh-so-stupid diatribes ...
[b]NOW it's that time of year for Reducto, Noguru, stepdad and the other Tblogging Neo-Cons [i]to blame [/i]Bill Clinton and Sandy Berger [for a 6-month-old investigation into taking copies of documents (the originals are still in the National Archives)] [i]for all of their problems [/i]... That'll sure make Bush, Cheney & Rice [i]happy[/i]!!! [i]Ain't that nice??? [/i]...LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| Bush Dumps Dick; Tags Mary, Jenna for Dual Veep Action |
| 07.19.04 (8:11 am) [edit] |
In an astonishing but not unexpected move today, George Bush announced his choice of Mary Cheney and Jenna Bush as "twin Vice-Presidents."
This follows the sudden resignation of Vice-President "Dick" Cheney due to his desire to "spend more time with his family." The Vice-President's personal doctor was arrested last week for writing prescriptions for narcotics in another physician's name; he joins Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson in a treatment program at Guantanamo http://www.deadbrain.com/news... , where they were allowed "fun-time" to torture other prisoners Abu Ghraib-style.
Bush, speaking at a press conference in Crawford, Texas, said: "It time for America need new leadership. This here innovatative ticket what Merkuh need today. Jenna twice as young plus four times as cute as John Edwards, plus which Mary she a dyke. But she ain't married. Set an example for all them faggots."
Jenna Bush appeared this week in a lavish spread in Vogue magazine, draped in a strapless, cranberry-colored Oscar de la Renta gown, flashing the familiar Bush leer and waving a Harry Winston bracelet, accessorized with borrowed diamonds from the Halliburton collection. Her twin sister Barbara posed in a strapless, champagne-colored Calvin Klein gown. Both girls were asked to put their bottles of booze away and got angry and growled "[i]Fuck-yourself, my daddy will get you[/i]"! at the Vogue photographers.
Barbara, asked if she was jealous that her sister was picked for the Veep slot, laughed and said, "Dad always liked her best." The Yale graduate plans to help "the starving chilluns in - Beverly Hills - Long Island - Kennebunkport - Buckingham Palace - wherever," after completing her European vacation and an MBA at Harvard.
Mary Cheney, contacted at a book signing for the reissue of her mother Lynne's novel "Sisters," a steamy saga of lesbian love in the Old West, said, "Yeah, I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm Republican. I think." Asked if she was disappointed in the President's fanatical support for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, Cheney quipped, "Nah, Jenna and I will do it in a big tent, on the floor of the convention, anywhere. Like Whoopi says, I'm just glad to get some 'bush'." And by the way, Cheney shouted "[i]fuck yourself[/i]"!
Fox News commentator Britney Hume, frothing only slightly, pronounced the ticket "an obvious winner", and Hume got down on his knees in somber worship before an altar dedicated to the Bush girls and Mary and genuflected before their Vogue pictures, concluding "Not only will the President get two Veeps for one, but the ticket showcases women, diversity, youth, and the working class."
[i]Satire by DeadBrain[/i]: http://www.deadbrain.com/poli...
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| BLAME WinstonSmith for Bush's Un-American Secrecy Policy!!! |
| 07.18.04 (11:50 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[b][u]UPDATE[/u]: Oh, WinstonSmith, don't you know that keeping Bush's AWOL Military Records, the House of Bush's adulterous affairs with the House of Saud, plans for a war on Iran based upon the same lies as their war on Iraq, Bush/Cheney's lies about non-existent WMDs, [i]as well as [/i]Cheney's oh-so-secret "meetings" with his Energy Cronies from Big Corporations like Enron, Halliburton, etc. including Kenny-boy (Enron) Lay is helping out our [i]"National Security"[/i], in the bizarre world according to the Nobel-Prize-Winner ([i]sic, sic, sic[/i]) Reducto??? Oh, and be sure to say "[i]Fuck-It"[/i] alot Reducto: [i]That really helps [/i]bolster your oh-so-stupid diatribes ... LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| therealspartacus007: you bastard!!! the rest of you "lefties" are bastards too!!! [Update] |
| 07.16.04 (9:32 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[[b][i]Oh, and let's not forget to Blame Howard Dean for getting the Liberals "All-Fired-Up"!!!][/i][/b ]
[u]NOW WE CAN BLAME JOHN EDWARDS WHEN WE'RE NOT DRUMMING-UP NEW LIES ABOUT 10 YEAR OLD URANIUM THAT THE UN AND US HAS HAD UNDER LOCK-N-KEY IN IRAQ http://www.tblog.com/template... ... AND WAS THERE LONG BEFORE THE [i] NEW NIGER URANIUM [/i]LIE PERPETRATED BY BUSHY-BOY ...[/u]
NOW WE CAN BLAME THE CIA although it was Bush/Cheney goons who intimidated, pressured and coerced them into falsifying phony WMDs crap used to deceive the American people into supporting their insane war in Iraq... Also let's be sure to blame WinstonSmith & DrForbush for[i] refusing to 'roll-over-and-play-dead' [/i]...
When all else fails [i]attack a "lefty" Tblogger [/i]and[i] make-stuff up [/i]in a fit of rage, when researching the "facts" becomes[i] too difficult [/i]or the "facts" [i]don't fit [/i]your neo-con ideology ... But by all means, intimidate, scare-off and terrorize[i] other leftist, liberal or libertarian Tbloggers (WinstonSmith, DrForbush, therealspartacus007, essentialnews, jimmytherighteous, CarteBlanche are amongst the current targets) [/i]into submission ... So watch-out you [i]heretics who don't worship Bush as God[/i], for Fascists Reducto/Refucto, Noguru, Brogonzo and the other neo-con Tbloggers are [i]gonna' get ya'[/i] "dead-or-alive" ...
[u]NEWS FLASH: Now we know the[i] truth [/i]according to Neo-Cons, folks. Democrats, Michael Moore and Liberal Tbloggers[i] started [/i]Bush/Cheney's [i]bloody fiasco[/i] in Iraq!!! ... [/u]
[b][u]UPDATE:[/u] Oh, therealspartacus007, you [i]bastard[/i] you: Don't you comprehend that the[i] real problem [/i]is that [i]them there ay-rhabs hate us 'cause they hate "freedom"[/i] and the only way to deal with [i]ay-rhabs is to wipe 'em off the face of the earth[/i]? When will you and the rest of the "lefty" bastards [i]face reality [/i]and figure out that we've got to[i] massacre 'em all [/i]before it's too late!!! ... By the way, don't you "lefty" bastards [i]dare[/i] to use insults, vulgarity or post too many blogs ([u]Only[/u] neo-cons [i]aka[/i] Noguru and Reducto have that [i]privilege[/i]!) [i]LOL[/i] [/b] ... [u][b]Oh, and don't forget that the definition of "lefties" is anybody who doesn't blindly worship Reducto and Noguru and other neo-fascist Tbloggers ... DragonBait22 and gesn are [i]pretty vile [/i]"lefties"[i] too [/i]because they simply won't roll-over on their backs for the neo-Gods Reducto and Noguru ... LOL ...[/b][/u]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| Neo-cons blame Bush's Iraqi Fiasco on Democrats, Michael Moore & Liberal Tbloggers!!! |
| 07.15.04 (9:40 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[[b][i]Oh, and let's not forget to Blame Howard Dean for getting the Liberals "All-Fired-Up"!!!][/i][/b ]
[u]NOW WE CAN BLAME JOHN EDWARDS WHEN WE'RE NOT DRUMMING-UP NEW LIES ABOUT 10 YEAR OLD URANIUM THAT THE UN AND US HAS HAD UNDER LOCK-N-KEY IN IRAQ http://www.tblog.com/template... ... AND WAS THERE LONG BEFORE THE [i] NEW NIGER URANIUM [/i]LIE PERPETRATED BY BUSHY-BOY ...[/u]
NOW WE CAN BLAME THE CIA although it was Bush/Cheney goons who intimidated, pressured and coerced them into falsifying phony WMDs crap used to deceive the American people into supporting their insane war in Iraq... Also let's be sure to blame WinstonSmith & DrForbush for[i] refusing to 'roll-over-and-play-dead' [/i]...
When all else fails [i]attack a "lefty" Tblogger [/i]and[i] make-stuff up [/i]in a fit of rage, when researching the "facts" becomes[i] too difficult [/i]or the "facts" [i]don't fit [/i]your neo-con ideology ... But by all means, intimidate, scare-off and terrorize[i] other leftist, liberal or libertarian Tbloggers (WinstonSmith, DrForbush, therealspartacus007, essentialnews, jimmytherighteous, CarteBlanche are amongst the current targets) [/i]into submission ... So watch-out you [i]heretics who don't worship Bush as God[/i], for Fascists Reducto/Refucto, Noguru, Brogonzo and the other neo-con Tbloggers are [i]gonna' get ya'[/i] "dead-or-alive" ...
[b][u]UPDATE NEWS FLASH[/u]: Now we know the[i] truth [/i]according to Neo-Cons, folks. Democrats, Michael Moore and Liberal Tbloggers[i] started [/i]Bush/Cheney's [i]bloody fiasco[/i] in Iraq!!! ... LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| Bush to Delay Election for Up to 24 Months |
| 07.14.04 (11:13 am) [edit] |
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush announced in his weekly radio address his intent to delay the November election. Citing "unspecified, but mighty scary threats" the President said he would seek a several-month delay, followed by an unspecified waiting period. "The idea here is to catch our enemy by surprise," the President explained, "So I propose that we announce the date only a day or two ahead of time. If those would-be thwarters of democracy think they can disrupt that process, I say bring 'em on!"
Opponents of the plan suggest it is simply a way for the current administration to control who gets to vote, by controlling who knows when the real Election Day will occur. "Who's going to decide the date?" asked Senator Wyatt Roosevelt, "The President? The Supreme Court? How will that information be disseminated? The logistics of such a plan make it obviously impossible, which leaves only nefarious reasons for putting it forth. You can bet I'll be voting against it."
Whether the issue will come up for a vote remains to be seen. Insiders with the Bush administration say that the President is optimistic that he will be able to make the change himself, bypassing Congress, using powers vested in the Presidency by a recently discovered "missing page" http://www.watleyreview.com/2... of the Constitution. "The President believes he is on firm Constitutional ground here, on the side of the angels," said White House spokesman Scott McClellan, "We don't think a simple 18-24 month delay is going to make any real difference in the election. And if it saves American lives, who can say it isn't worth it?"
Diebold, facing more litigation over its allegedly flawed electronic voting equipment, seized on the safety concerns to tout the virtues of its product. "Electronic voting from various locations -- up to and including one's own home via the Internet -- greatly mitigates the safety concerns expressed by the President and others," the press release read in part, "Diebold is dedicated to bringing the U.S. voting process into a new era of safety for all citizens. Remember, if you're not voting on Diebold equipment, your vote hardly counts at all." - http://www.thebentinel.com/04...
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| On a Serious Note: Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 Breaks Box-office Records in the United Kingdom!!! |
| 07.13.04 (12:56 pm) [edit] |
[b]Fahrenheit 9/11 breaks UK record [/b]
Fahrenheit 9/11, director Michael Moore's unflinching satire on George Bush's administration and the American right, has broken box office records in the UK.
It had the best ever opening weekend for a documentary, grossing more than £1.3m. Its nearest rival is Moore's earlier documentary, Bowling for Columbine, which took £157,898 in the equivalent period.
In the US Fahrenheit 9/11 has become the first documentary to reach the number one box office spot. Moore said after its first week in cinemas that he was "knocked for a loop". Whether the film fulfils his ambition of toppling the Bush administration is another question.
The film traces alleged business links between the Bin Laden and Bush families and contains some particularly biting and witty material on Mr Bush's apparently casual attitude to his presidential responsibilities before September 11 2001.
At its emotional heart lies the bleak notion that the Iraq war saw the ruthless exploitation of the American working class, particularly its ethnic-minority working class, as cannon fodder.
The film was the surprise winner of the Palme D'Or at the Cannes film festival in May, but even before then had been controversial, with Disney - parent company of Miramax, which made the film - saying it was too political for it to distribute in the US.
Harvey and Bob Weinstein, the brothers behind Miramax, bought back the rights and a distributor was found at the 11th hour. - http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_...,3604,1259784,00.html
[u]More about Fahrenheit 9/11[/u] http://film.guardian.co.uk/fa...,14736,1254483,00.html
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| Neo-Cons' Latest Targets: therealspartacus007, WinstonSmith, jimmytherighteous, YOU BASTARDS! :D |
| 07.13.04 (12:30 pm) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[[b][i]Oh, and let's not forget to Blame Howard Dean for getting the Liberals "All-Fired-Up"!!!][/i][/b ]
[u]NOW WE CAN BLAME JOHN EDWARDS WHEN WE'RE NOT DRUMMING-UP NEW LIES ABOUT 10 YEAR OLD URANIUM THAT THE UN AND US HAS HAD UNDER LOCK-N-KEY IN IRAQ http://www.tblog.com/template... ... AND WAS THERE LONG BEFORE THE [i] NEW NIGER URANIUM [/i]LIE PERPETRATED BY BUSHY-BOY ...[/u]
NOW WE CAN BLAME THE CIA although it was Bush/Cheney goons who intimidated, pressured and coerced them into falsifying phony WMDs crap used to deceive the American people into supporting their insane war in Iraq... Also let's be sure to blame WinstonSmith & DrForbush for[i] refusing to 'roll-over-and-play-dead' [/i]...
[b][u]UPDATE[/u]: However, when all else fails [i]attack a "lefty" Tblogger [/i]and[i] make-stuff up [/i]in a fit of rage, when researching the "facts" becomes[i] too difficult [/i]or the "facts" [i]don't fit [/i]your neo-con ideology ... But by all means, intimidate, scare-off and terrorize[i] other leftist, liberal or libertarian Tbloggers (WinstonSmith, DrForbush, therealspartacus007, essentialnews, jimmytherighteous, CarteBlanche are amongst the current targets) [/i]into submission ... So watch-out you [i]heretics who don't worship Bush as God[/i], for Fascists Reducto/Refucto, Noguru, Brogonzo and the other neo-con Tbloggers are [i]gonna' get ya'[/i] "dead-or-alive" ... LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| FOR WHOM THE BLAME TOLLS!!! - Neo-Cons' Latest Scapegoats: The CIA & "Lefty" Tbloggers!!! LOL |
| 07.12.04 (9:07 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[[b][i]Oh, and let's not forget to Blame Howard Dean for getting the Liberals "All-Fired-Up"!!!][/i][/b ]
[u]NOW WE CAN BLAME JOHN EDWARDS WHEN WE'RE NOT DRUMMING-UP NEW LIES ABOUT 10 YEAR OLD URANIUM THAT THE UN AND US HAS HAD UNDER LOCK-N-KEY IN IRAQ http://www.tblog.com/template... ... AND WAS THERE LONG BEFORE THE [i] NEW NIGER URANIUM [/i]LIE PERPETRATED BY BUSHY-BOY ...[/u]
NOW WE CAN BLAME THE CIA although it was Bush/Cheney goons who intimidated, pressured and coerced them into falsifying phony WMDs crap used to deceive the American people into supporting their insane war in Iraq... Also let's be sure to blame WinstonSmith & DrForbush for[i] refusing to 'roll-over-and-play-dead' [/i]...
[b][u]UPDATE[/u]: However, when all else fails [i]attack a "lefty" Tblogger [/i]and[i] make-stuff up [/i]in a fit of rage, when researching the "facts" becomes[i] too difficult [/i]or the "facts" [i]don't fit [/i]your neo-con ideology ... But by all means, intimidate, scare-off and terrorize[i] other leftist, liberal or libertarian Tbloggers (WinstonSmith, DrForbush, therealspartacus007, essentialnews, CarteBlanche are amongst the current targets) [/i]into submission ... So watch-out you [i]heretics who don't worship Bush as God[/i], for Reducto/Refucto, Noguru, Brogonzo and the other neo-con Tbloggers are [i]gonna' get ya'[/i] "dead-or-alive" ... LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| Normally I'm Not A Serious Guy, But Really This Is Getting Ridiculous .... |
| 07.11.04 (9:00 am) [edit] |
[b]I'm normally not a serious guy, but [i]really[/i] this is getting ridiculous!!! Is the Niger Uranium Yellow Cake Sale to Iraq [i]true or not[/i]??? I don't buy it, because there is only one source that goes back to forged documents. [/b]However, some desperate Bush/Cheney apologists are already saying that Bush is vindicated because the Senate report [i]slapped[/i] Joseph Wilson [i]on the knuckles [/i][u]not[/u] because he was wrong about the bogus Niger/Iraq sale lies-- (the evidence is still is unproven that Iraq tried to purchase uranium from Niger. The Senate Report does not say that there is proof of any sale of uranium by Niger to Iraq.)-- but instead because Wilson had the audacity to say that the White House [i]knew it was a lie [/i]and Bush still used it in his SOTU anyway [Refer to "Plame's Input Is Cited on Niger Mission" on http://www.washingtonpost.com... ] So Joseph Wilson[i] didn't lie [/i]about the bogus intelligence regarding phony Niger sales of uranium to Iraq-- He simply [i]had the gall to attack Bush/Cheney [/i]and therefore must be destroyed.
Others of us stand-by the[i] lack of evidence that Niger sales of uranium to Iraq took place, [/i]and are therefore persuaded that Bush lied because the CIA did warn the Bush/Cheney White House that the so-called intelligence could not be trusted. The fact of the matter is that there is[i] no evidence [/i]that Iraq did indeed purchase any uranium from Niger. Did Iraq[i] try [/i]to purchase uranium from Niger at some point in their long history? Who knows! I might [i]try[/i] to get a date with Britney Spears ([i]although she is pretty dumb[/i]) but if I don't snatch the date, [i]what the fuck does it matter?[/i]
[b]Thought this was interesting though:[/b]
Were it not for the US censor’s pen we would probably now know most of the damning evidence against British intelligence, as much of it was contained in the Senate Intelligence Committee’s report into pre-war intelligence on Iraq, published on Friday. It damned the CIA for overstating the threat from Saddam, but most of its references to UK intelligence matters were blacked out when it was published.
"It is known, however, that even the CIA was critical of British intelligence. The agency was particularly disparaging of claims from British intelligence that Iraq was trying to buy uranium from Niger in Africa, cutting a passage from a keynote speech by George Bush in October 2002 which was to read: “The regime has been caught attempting to purchase up to 500 tonnes of uranium oxide from Africa .” One CIA official wrote a memo to the National Security Council (NSC) saying: “We told Congress that the Brits exaggerated this issue.”
The line was dropped from the speech, but what remained points significantly to the way British and American politicians were intent on sexing up what intelligence they could. The same speech saw Bush say: “Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof – the smoking gun – that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.” Significantly, the Niger/uranium claim did return in Bush’s State of the Union address in January 2003. One CIA analyst told a member of the NSC that to remove all reference “would leave the Brits flapping in the wind”.
The Butler team visited the US to gather evidence and is thought to have been passed an early copy of the Senate Intelligence Committee report some time ago . That report criticised the “group think” that bought into the notion of Iraq possessing WMD without relying on proof , and the Butler inquiry will probably reach much the same conclusion."
Read "Whose Head Will The Butler Serve Up?" on http://www.sundayherald.com/4... .
[b]Brits and Americans should be serving up their corrupt leaders heads on a plate![/b]
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| FOR WHOM THE BLAME TOLLS!!! - Neo-Cons' Latest Scapegoats: The "Lefty" Tbloggers!!! ... |
| 07.10.04 (9:20 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[[b][i]Oh, and let's not forget to Blame Howard Dean for getting the Liberals "All-Fired-Up"!!!][/i][/b ]
[u]NOW WE CAN BLAME JOHN EDWARDS WHEN WE'RE NOT DRUMMING-UP NEW LIES ABOUT 10 YEAR OLD URANIUM THAT THE UN AND US HAS HAD UNDER LOCK-N-KEY IN IRAQ http://www.tblog.com/template... ... AND WAS THERE LONG BEFORE THE [i] NEW NIGER URANIUM [/i]LIE PERPETRATED BY BUSHY-BOY ...[/u]
NOW WE CAN BLAME THE CIA although it was Bush/Cheney goons who intimidated, pressured and coerced them into falsifying phony WMDs crap used to deceive the American people into supporting their insane war in Iraq... Also let's be sure to blame WinstonSmith & DrForbush for[i] refusing to 'roll-over-and-play-dead' [/i]...
[b][u]UPDATE[/u]: However, when all else fails [i]attack a "lefty" Tblogger [/i]and[i] make-stuff up [/i]in a fit of rage, when researching the "facts" becomes[i] too difficult [/i]or the "facts" [i]don't fit [/i]your neo-con ideology ... But by all means, intimidate, scare-off and terrorize[i] other leftist, liberal or libertarian Tbloggers [/i]into submission ... So watch-out you [i]heretics who don't worship Bush as God[/i], for Reducto/Refucto, Noguru, Brogonzo and the other neo-con Tbloggers are [i]gonna' get ya'[/i] "dead-or-alive" ... LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| Amoral Bush/Cheney Fuckwits Are A Hinderance, A Burden & A Fiasco!!! |
| 07.09.04 (9:34 am) [edit] |
[b]Weapons of mass destruction found![/b]
WASHINGTON DC — in an impromptu statement made before a select group of stunned journalists — and a chap in a flat cap who was grubbing up some stray daisies on the White House Lawn — President Bush today revealed the dreadful new weapons of mass destruction poised to overthrow America.
"My fellow Americans," began the respected statesman in a trembling voice, "A terrifying new weapon of unpresentable power and destructive culpability threatens the peace and stability of the Free World. Dark - ah - forces, led by terrorist synthesizers are poised to unleash a tide of terror upon the cities of our great nation not seen since Pearl Johnson invaded Ann Arbor. Some may misconstruct me when I tell you that this threat comes not from our former enemas in the Middle East — but from dark forces in our very midst. My fellow Americans, this new threat has a name: Balrogs."
[i]George Bush with the latest anti-Balrog protection device[/i]
A stunned silence greeted the announcement, briefly interrupted by a loud oath when the chap in the flat cap dropped his trowel on a journalist's foot. Then shaking hands reached for cellphones — or possibly pocket dictionaries — and a dozen disbelieving voices clamoured to know what the hell 'Balrogs' were.
"Large, shadowy, fire-breathing creatures with enormous bat-like wings first described by the eminent historian and anthropologist, J R R Tolkien," piped up a soft female voice. Heads swiveled to confront the woman, who it was later revealed was none other than the world's foremost authority on mythological fire-breathing creatures with very large bat-like wings, Dr Primula Wunderkind PhD.
The President went on to reveal that a race of these terrifying fiends — each one with the destructive capability of three nuclear bombs — was being bred in the underground laboratories of the[i] Saruman™ Corporation [/i]at a secret location somewhere in the American mid-west.
"Only the strenuous efforts of a few brave and desiccated individuals such as Dr Primula Wunderkind stand in the way of a tide of terror such as the Free World of men and rabbits has never known before," he added.
Some cynics have been quick to dismiss the announcement as further proof that President Bush is several chads short of the full vote. Others have speculated that it is a ruse concocted by Dick Cheney to prepare the American people for further acts of terror on their own soil. Yet others are convinced that the whole thing is a sick joke perpetrated by disgruntled Tolkien fans angered by President Bush's refusal to show the [i]'Return of the King' [/i]in Iraq for fear it will inflame demands to return the former King — Saddam Hussein — to power.
Whatever the true facts, one thing is certain, creatures matching the classical description of Balrogs have been seen attacking several small towns in Texas and are thought to be responsible for an inexplicable outbreak of forest fires in upstate New York.
Dr Wunderkind told [i]The Spoof that the Saruman™ Corporation[/i] is on the verge of releasing hundreds of the dread creatures upon an unsuspecting world.
"A truth, for which I fear the American people are wholly unprepared," she added grimly.
"We think you may be right, doctor," we replied.
Bush was told by Cheney-Rice-and-Rove (his implanted brains) to carry the latest anti-Balrog protection device which he was glad to do since his family has major stock holdings in the[i] Saruman™ Corporation.[/i]
[i]Satire by TheSpoof[/i]: http://www.thespoof.com/news/...
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| FOR WHOM THE BLAME TOLLS!!! - Neo-Cons' Latest Scapegoats: The CIA, WinstonSmith & DrForbush!!! |
| 07.09.04 (9:19 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[[b][i]Oh, and let's not forget to Blame Howard Dean for getting the Liberals "All-Fired-Up"!!!][/i][/b ]
[u]NOW WE CAN BLAME JOHN EDWARDS WHEN WE'RE NOT DRUMMING-UP NEW LIES ABOUT 10 YEAR OLD URANIUM THAT THE UN AND US HAS HAD UNDER LOCK-N-KEY IN IRAQ http://www.tblog.com/template... ... AND WAS THERE LONG BEFORE THE [i] NEW NIGER URANIUM [/i]LIE PERPETRATED BY BUSHY-BOY ...[/u]
[b][b]UPDATE:[/b] NOW WE CAN BLAME THE CIA although it was Bush/Cheney goons who intimidated, pressured and coerced them into falsifying phony WMDs crap used to deceive the American people into supporting their insane war in Iraq... Also let's be sure to blame WinstonSmith & DrForbush for [i]refusing to 'roll-over-and-play-dead' [/i] ... LOL [/b]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| Mad King George Bush II to Judge Guantánamo Prisoners!!! |
| 07.08.04 (8:23 am) [edit] |
In response to last week's sweeping supreme court verdict which entitled Guantánamo bay prisoners to challenge their detentions in US courts, senior justice department officials told reporters yesterday that the Pentagon will establish a “special” US court to review the detention of each of the 595 prisoners.
"We intend to respect the Supreme Court ruling to the letter."
A representative told [i]BIGfib[/i], “We’re going to create a special court and to avoid any further appeals, the judge will be the highest authority in the land. Our Illustrious leader, the Mad King George Bush II.
Sweeping aside claims that prisoners should have access to defense lawyers and trial by Jury, he continued, “No-one can doubt the fairness or honesty of our great leader the Mad King George Bush II. He alone is connected to the Astral powers and only He can Know who is Guilty and who is not because he can see into their souls.” “He will consult directly with the Otherly Worlds and announce The Truth since he talks with God every day who tells him not to worry about the fact that he is intellectually impaired and that the Mad King George II will be made a God sitting at the right or left hand of his Father, when he is not sitting on his lap. There is no-need for mere mortals to interfere with this process.”
Guantánamo bay prisoners were said to be “reassured” by the decision: especially when they were told that if they didn't agree that Rumsfeld's Abu Ghraib prison guards would be sent in to "persuade them".
[i]Satire by BIGfib[/i]: http://www.bigfib.com/issue24...
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| FOR WHOM THE BLAME TOLLS!!! - Neo-Cons' Latest Scapegoat: 10 Year Old Uranium (Not From Niger)!!! |
| 07.08.04 (8:14 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[[b][i]Oh, and let's not forget to Blame Howard Dean for getting the Liberals "All-Fired-Up"!!!][/i][/b ]
[b]UPDATE:[/b] [u][b]NOW WE CAN BLAME JOHN EDWARDS WHEN WE'RE NOT DRUMMING-UP NEW LIES ABOUT 10 YEAR OLD URANIUM THAT THE UN AND US HAS HAD UNDER LOCK-N-KEY IN IRAQ http://www.tblog.com/template... ... AND WAS THERE LONG BEFORE THE [i] NEW NIGER URANIUM [/i]LIE PERPETRATED BY BUSHY-BOY ...[/b][/u]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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| Allawi Rejects Charges, With U.S. Permission, That He Is U.S. Puppet ... |
| 07.07.04 (7:55 am) [edit] |
In an effort to show the world, especially the Arab nations, that he is not a U.S. puppet, Iraq's interim Prime Minister, Ayad Allawi was given permission by L. Paul Bremmer to speak in a press conference to clear up any misconceptions any nations of the world may have about being a puppet of the U.S.
"Can I speak now?" said Allawi to Bremmer in a press conference, "Ok. I am here today to reject any allegations that I am a puppet of the American imperialist pigs. Oh. Ouch. Sorry. Sorry. Of the American government and of George Bush. I do what I want, and I say what I want. No one, except the Iraqi people, can tell me what to do. Thank you. Can you now please remove your hand from my ass?"
"Mr. Allawi is a free man with a free thinking mind." Stated President Bush in a televised press conference; "He is able to lead his country, Iraq, in any which way that we think is best. Within those limits, he has full control of his actions. Hold on. No no no. Allawi. You can't do that. Just go ask daddy Bremmer. He'll help you out."
Ayad Allawi has been against the Saddam regime way before the U.S. or Britain decided to fight against him. "I've been fighting Saddam even when the U.S. and Britain were helping him against Iran." Stated Allawi, "So I do not want to hear anything about being a puppet."
We, at The Daily Farce News, asked Mr. Allawi how he managed to learn English so well, since, the last time we heard him speak, he had a very thick accent. However, this time, he seems to have a Texas accent.
"I lived in Texas for many years." Stated Allawi, "Yeah. That's it. I have to go now though." Mr. Allawi was quickly escorted by his strings out of the press conference.
[i]Satire by TheDailyFarce[/i]: http://www.thedailyfarce.com/...
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| Bush Campaign Wants Church Member Directories And Corporate Employee Records |
| 07.06.04 (6:51 am) [edit] |
In an effort to increase their chances of winning the election, the Bush/Cheney campaign sent out a notice to all churches nationwide explaining to them that it is their "patriotic duty" to turn in their member's directory to their local Republican campaign headquarters so that those members can be contacted and asked for their support during the election. A separate, but similar notice, was also sent out to all major corporations nationwide asking their respective HR department to release all employee records to the local Republican campaign headquarters so that they can be contacted as well.
"We are trying to organize the churches around this country." Stated President George Bush, "I understand that we are going to get all these bleeding liberal left wing commies coming after me for this stupid thing they call 'separation of church and state'. Please, who said that is the best thing for this country? We are all religious in this country and we all believe in Jesus Christ, so why separate the church from the government right? What? What do you mean not everyone is religious? You mean not everyone believes in Jesus Christ? Come on!"
The instruction sheet sent to all the churches include a list of 22 action items that need to be accomplished by certain dates. Below is the list of the first 10 "duties" listed in that instruction sheet.
1. Hold a Sunday "talk" explaining why voting for George Bush is better then "burning in hell".
2. Speak truthfully during one of your sermons about John Kerry and how in the bible, the name Kerry is mentioned as "the devil".
3. Incorporate in your daily sermons the following proverb: "Those that shall not vote for Bush, will burn like a bush."
4. Send in your church member's directory to us and highlight, with a green marker, those who speak against the U.S. and/or Bush.
5. Repeat over and over in your sermon that if Kerry wins, there will be a 1/2 Jew running the United States.
6. Set up a Sunday "youth group" ages 3 to 5 and hold those kids hostage until their parents sign an affidavit that states that they will vote for George Bush.
7. Set up a Saturday "seniors night". Once those seniors show up, withhold their medicine and tell them this is how it will be if Kerry is voted in. Then make them sign an affidavit that states they will vote for George Bush.
8. Distribute voter's guide to all your members that shows Bush as an angel in the cover and Kerry as the devil going after George Bush.
9. Host at least 2 campaign related dinners for free in your church. Ask everyone, as they come in, to state if they are pro Bush or pro Kerry. Those who are pro Bush get the dinner that does not contain the rat poison.
10. Hold a "20-30 something" group in your church and ask those people to "turn in anyone that is not going to vote for Bush" into their local homeland security office and accuse them of some sort of "terrorist activity". After that, distribute the new boots and brown shirts.
The ACLU is looking into laws that may have been broken by this instruction sheet sent by the Republican Party.
[i]Satire by TheDailyFarce[/i]: http://www.thedailyfarce.com/... 7politics_bushandchurchm emberdirectories_07200400 002
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| Bush, Cheney Maintain Sollozzo-Corleone Connection |
| 07.01.04 (9:33 am) [edit] |
Amid growing skepticism, President Bush maintained today that there was an “operational relationship” between Virgil "The Turk" Sollozzo's narcotics organization and Don Vito Corleone’s crime family.
“We know they've met in the past,” The president said. “We have intelligence putting Sollozzo inside the Genco Olive Oil Company in a meeting with Don Corleone, his heir apparent Santino Corleone...or maybe it was Abe Vigoda, and their consi . . . congis . . .cogni . . . er, lawyer, Tom Hagen.”
When Bush was questioned as regarding questionable intelligence indicating the nature and result of this meeting, Vice-President Cheney interjected, “We know there was a meeting, fuck-head...there was obviously a relationship.”
[i]"Senor Sollozzo, I'm afraid I must say "no" (wink-wink-nod-nod) to your offer. But leave a bag of money with Cheney on your way out. And we never met, capice?"[/i]
At a later briefing, reporters pressed about growing evidence that there was a large rift between the two organizations, and that Sollozzo himself may have been behind the attempted assassination of Don Corleone. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld answered, “You people don’t get it, do you? There was a meeting, they sat down and shook hands, anyone who sits down and shakes hands with this man is obviously in collaboration with him.”
"That's correct," added Cheney". "Fuck you."
Reporters then asked about leaked documents indicating Sollozzo may have actually received funding from Corleone rival and Bush administration ally, Don Emilio Barzini. Rumsfeld ignored the questions and repeated, “Look, there was a meeting, that proves everything. There was a meeting, thus there was a relationship.” [But just because Bush and his family have repeatedly met with and received funds from both Sollozzo and Corleone families doesn't mean that[i] that [/i]was a "relationship".]
"So fuck you," added Cheney.
[i]Satire by GlossyNews[/i]: http://www.glossynews.com/art...
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| FOR WHOM THE BLAME TOLLS!!! - An Update of the List of the Neo-Cons' Scapegoats!!! |
| 07.01.04 (9:26 am) [edit] |
[b]Who is to blame for Bush's disastrous failures in Iraq and leaving America terribly vulnerable to terrorist attacks???[/b]
[b]For Whom The BLAME Tolls!!![/b]
Blame Clinton...
Blame 9/11...
Blame the Media...
Blame Paul O'Neill...
Blame the Liberals...
Blame Richard Clarke...
Blame the Press...
Blame Joseph Wilson...
Blame John F. Kerry...
Blame the Gays...
Blame Al Gore...
Blame Pro-Choice Women...
Blame Ret. General Zinni...
Blame the Palestinians...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Iraqis themselves...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Working people...
Blame the Democrats...
Blame Al Gore again...
Blame the BBC...
Blame the French...
Blame Hollywood...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame the Germans...
Blame Iran...
Blame NPR...
Blame Ralph Nader...
Blame Hillary...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame Working Moms...
Blame the Russians...
Blame Syria...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Amnesty International...
Blame People Who Take Pictures...
Blame the Red Cross...
Blame George Soros...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Noam Chomsky...
Blame China...
Blame Gore Vidal...
Blame Michael Moore...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame the Left...
Blame the Muslims...
Blame Bill Moyers...
Blame U.S. Military "Bad Apples"...
Blame Whistle-blowers...
Blame the Press again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Ted Kennedy...
Blame the U.S. Constitution...
Blame Robert Byrd...
Blame the Geneva Conventions...
Blame Paul Krugman...
Blame the Bill of Rights...
Blame Maureen Dowd...
Blame Warren Buffet...
Blame the Environmental Whackos...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the AFL-CIO...
Blame Science...
Blame Scientists...
Blame those Who Love The Planet...
Blame Intellectuals...
Blame the Environmental Protection Agency...
Blame the Media again...
Blame the Rule of Law...
Blame Left-Wing Tbloggers: WhyNot, WinstonSmith, SamAdams, DianneMaire, CheckItOut, SpyMaster, PatriotActs, CarteBlanche, IconoclasticDeer, therealspartacus007, DrForbush, LittleMrMahatma, UsefulIdiot, jimmytherighteous, whoisjohngalt, etc....
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame PBS...
Blame NEA...
Blame Public School Teachers...
Blame Protestors...
Blame Free Speech Advocates...
Blame the United Nations...
Blame the Ragheads, Wogs & Other Minorities...
Blame History, Geography, Culture & Knowledge...
Blame the Media again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 again...
Blame Kerry again for lying ('cause Bush sure doesn't!!!) ...
Blame Free-Speech Advocates...
Blame Thinking People (Liberals & Conservatives) who don't like Rush Limbaugh...
Blame John McCain...
Blame Republicans Against Bush...
Blame Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over again...
Blame Working People for wanting to be paid Overtime while CEOs rake in Hundreds of Millions in Golden-Pay-Packets...
Blame the Left again for wanting to hold Bush accountable...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over again...
Blame Other Liberal Tbloggers like Question, SisterTalk, WhyNot, SpyMaster, WinstonSmith & SamAdams again ...
Blame George Tenet...
Blame the CIA again...
Blame the Liberals again...
Blame Clinton again...
Blame the Lefties who don't worship Ronald Reagan...
Blame the Lefties who uncover Bush-GOP lies about Kerry...
Blame Richard Clarke again...
Blame Clinton over and over again...
Blame the Liberals over and over again...
Blame 9/11 over and over and over and over again...
If all else fails dont' forget to blame Michael Moore over and over and over again ... [i]Fahrenheit 9/11 [/i]must be the real cause of all of our problems ...
[b]Oh, and don't forget to blame the Left for not choosing to believe Bush's lies about phony WMDs, Bush's lies about non-existent links between Iraq & Al Qaeda; Bush's deceptions about his regime's support of murder-torture-rape-abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan and in Iraq (including Abu Ghraib)-- The list of Bush's lies is endless, but blame those who don't believe them...[/b]
[b]Oh, and don't forget to say "[u]Fuck-Yourself[/u]" to anyone who doesn't worship Bush and Cheney as Gods ...
Remember the Mantra: Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... Blame 9/11 ... Blame Clinton ... Blame Moore ... Blame Kerry ... etc. etc. etc. [/b]
[[b][i]Oh, and let's not forget to Blame Howard Dean for getting the Liberals "All-Fired-Up"!!!][/i][/b ]
[b]'Cause nothin' that [i]goes wrong [/i]could possibly be Dubya, the Useful Idiot's[i] fault[/i], right???[/b]
[b]Of course, we might ask if an over-indulgence of Cheetos & Mountain Dew contributes to brain-damage ... but that's for another day ...[/b]
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