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| Bush Memo to Condi Rice: What is the definition of 'Sovereignty'? |
| 04.27.04 (4:55 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Condi Rice, My Queen ([i]National Security's Piece-of-Ass[/i])
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Your Liege-and-Emperor, Who Will Protect My Queen's Ass[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] What is the[i] definition [/i]of '[u]Sovereignty[/u]'?
We had better [i]check-out [/i]the dictionary definition of the word: '[u]Sovereignty[/u]' ... and we might have to get all of the dictionaries[i] in the world [/i]changed to use the following definition:
[u]Sovereignty[/u], n. "1. The state of being under Dubya, Numero Uno's control. 2. The supreme power in a state, so long as Dubya, Numero Uno controls it. 3. The status or dominion of a sovereign." ...
[u]A Sovereign[/u]: n. Dubya, Numero Uno.
I don't want any [i]controversy[/i] concerning my [i]fun, fun, fun [/i]neo-con plans to stay in Iraq until Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, Unocal, Big Oil, and the Military Industrial Complex have had their chance to reap all of those [i]big, big, big [/i]capitalist profits that are my ([i]ooopppsss ... their ... ooopppsss ... our[/i]) due!!!
Get back [i]on me[/i] ([i]ooopppsss ... to me[/i]) ASAP ...
. Dubya, Numero Uno.
P.S. After all, if a president ([i]I prefer the title Emperor ... see what the dictionaries can do about the definition of president = Emperor ...[/i]) can't lavish favors on his cronies, what is the [i]point[/i]??? That's the [i]American Way[/i]!!!
P.P.S. Remind them all too, that: [i]America = Dubya, Numero Uno [/i]and [i]Dubya, Numero Uno = America [/i]... Do you think you could get the dictionaries to incorporate my new definitions by June 30???
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Source[/b]:
U.S. will retain power in Iraq after transfer of sovereignty, http://www.boston.com/dailyne...:.shtml
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| Bush Memo to Ariel Sharon: Please Stick Your Finger In My 'Thing-a-me-jig'! It Feels So Good! |
| 04.23.04 (5:05 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Ariel Sharon, The[i] REAL [/i]Numero [i]Uno[/i] (Sorry, I Didn't Mean to Usurp [i]Your [/i]True Title: Numero [i]Uno[/i]!)
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero [i]Dos[/i] (You're Numero [i]Uno [u]NOW[/u][/i], King Sharon!)
[b]Subject:[/b] Please Stick You Finger In My [i]'Thing-a-me-jig'[/i]! It Feels [i]So[/i] Good!
My Queen Condi told me that you said the following to Israel TV's Channel 2: http://news.xinhuanet.com/eng...
...... "I told the president the following: during our first meeting about three years ago, I accepted your request not to harm Arafat physically," Sharon said. "But I am released from this committment," he said. "I release myself from the commitment regarding Arafat." ......
Although National Security Council spokesman Sean McCormack said in a statement on Friday: http://news.xinhuanet.com/eng...
...... "We have made it entirely clear to the Israeli government that we would oppose any such action. The president was pretty clear," McCormack said. ......
Don't worry about it! I just [i]luv, luv, luv [/i]what you do with your finger up my[i] 'Thing-a-me-jig'[/i]! ... Now I [i]know[/i] how Clinton felt ... [i]Yum, yum, yum[/i]!
Dubya, Numero [i]Dos[/i].
P.S. Please get to me your outline for U.S. Foreign Policy in the Middle East [i]ASAP[/i], so that I know what I'm supposed to do ...
P.P.S. Although John F. Kerry supports you as ardently as I do, remember, he isn't as [i]'good'[/i] in the Oval Office as I am ... It Feels [i]So[/i] Good!
* * * * * * * * * * * * *[i] satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Sharon says no longer bound by promise not to harm Arafat, http://news.xinhuanet.com/eng...
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| Bush Memo to GOP: I'm Sticking to June 30 Iraq Handover! ... But Which Handover? ... |
| 04.05.04 (4:13 pm) [edit] |
[b]To: [/b]GOP Leaders, Congressmen & Propagandists ([i]My Hapless Cheerleaders[/i]!)
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]America's Emperor Luvable[/i]!)
[b]Subject:[/b] I'm [i]Sticking[/i] to June 30 Iraq Handover! ... But [i]Which[/i] Handover? ...
Of course, [i]you know [/i]that we're [i]not really[/i] handing over power and sovereignty to Iraq on June 30!!! ... We'll still be there [i]occupying[/i] Iraq ... We'll still be there[i] handing over [/i]cushy contracts to our corporate cronies ... I never said what I, Numero Uno [i]meant [/i]by the [i]meaning[/i] of the word: [i]"handover"[/i] ... He he he!!! ...
I just say [i]that we're handing over sovereignty to the Iraqi people [/i]because My loyal cheerleaders and unwavering supporters [i]will all then say that Iraq is free [/i]on June 30, [i]whether or not [/i]it is true!!! ... It's[i] kind of [/i]like My WMD whoppers ... Karl Rove tells me that there are still [i]alot of die-hard neo-con zealots [/i]out there with [i]almost a religious fervor [/i]saying that we've found 'em or we'll find 'em ...[i] See how much they luv Me, Numero Uno[/i] ... Even if it's[i] not true[/i], they [i]still stand by [/i]My stories ([i]ooopppsss, "positions"[/i]) ... He he he!!! ...
So, don't [i]worry[/i] ... Just keep [i]saying [/i]that we're handing over sovereignty to the Iraqi people on June 30 ... [i][u]They'll believe what we [b]say[/b], not what we [b]do[/b][/u][/i] ... He he he!!! ...
. Dubya, Numer Uno
P.S. Bremer says that those[i] 14 permanent U.S. Military Bases in Iraq[/i] are almost ready for our [i]permanent [/i]U.S. Occupation ... He he he!!! ....
P.P.S. Until Halliburton, Bechtel, the Carlyle Group and Big Oil [i]give us the word,[/i] we're [i]staying there [/i]in Iraq for [i]good (or, goodies)[/i] ... [i]but with sovereignty "handed-over" to the Iraqi people[/i] on June 30 (whatever that means, according to Me, Numero Uno) ... Then let's watch Rush Limbaugh and John F. Kerry spend the following 3 months[i] arguing [/i]over [i]whether or not [/i]the Iraqi people are [i]really[/i] free ... He he he!!! ...
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Bush Says U.S. to Stick to June 30 Iraq Handover, http://www.reuters.com/newsAr...§ion=news
U.S. Lawmakers: Delay handover of power, http://straitstimes.asia1.com...,4386,244204,00.html
Bush Refuses To Give Iraqis Their Freedom: Wait Until The Iraqi People Find Out!, http://www.tblog.com/template...
Bush Memo to Condi Rice: What is the definition of 'Sovereignty'?, http://www.tblog.com/template...
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| Bush Memo to Dick Cheney: 'I Want To Hold Your Hand'!!! - I Luv That Beatles Tune!!! |
| 04.03.04 (2:05 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Dick Cheney, My Royal Mouthpiece ([i]The Real Numero Uno![/i])
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]The Real Numero Dos Who Would Be Emperor![/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] [i]'I Want To Hold Your Hand'!!! - I Luv That Beatles Tune!!![/i]
[i]Oh yeah I tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand[/i]
Hey, Dick!!! [i]We actually got away with it!!! [/i]My good buddies over at the 9/11 Commission agreed to:--
1. Limit My Queen Condi Rice's public testimony under oath to [i]2.5 hours [/i]... That'll give her plenty of time to [i]hem-and-hum-and-haw [/i]and give [u][i]opinions[/i][/u] instead of [u][i]facts[/i][/u] ([i][u]opinions[/u] are not considered for perjury[/i]) ... He he he!!!
2. No one else at the White House will have to [i]give any testimony [/i]and My Queen Condi [i]can't be called upon again [/i]to testify ... So My Queen Condi's stories cannot be disputed ... Anyway, [i][u]opinions[/u][/i] can't be questioned ... They wouldn't dare to question My Queen Condi's [i][u]opinions[/u][/i]: she's the [i]darling of the media who think she's a genius and fawn upon her and drool all over her [/i]... He he he!!!
3. My Queen Condi will be [i]treated with deference and reverent obeisance [/i]... The Chairman of the 9/11 Commission has already said publicly that [i] he wants her to talk, talk, talk [/i]about what her [u][i]opinions[/i][/u] are regarding what we might do in the[i] future [/i]to avoid terrorist attacks ...[i] Forget about the [u]past[/u] ... Forget about the [u]facts[/u] [/i]... He he he!!!
[i]Oh please say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please say to me
You'll let me hold your hand
Now, let me hold your hand
I want to hold your hand[/i]
The best of our fantastic deal with the 9/11 Commission, Dick, is that[i] you and I don't have to testify in public [/i]... Nor do we have to [i]testify under oath[/i] ... Nor is our testimony [i]video-taped or recorded [/i]... Only one commissioner is allowed take[i] hand-written notes ...[/i] And, I'll bet he gets his note-taking [i]wrong[/i], too ... He he he!!!
[i]Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand[/i]
We also get to testify [i]jointly[/i]!!! ... I don't have to go it [i]alone[/i]!!! ... Can you believe [i]our good fortune[/i]??? Of course, Karl Rove told me that he wouldn't let me testify [i]alone [/i]anyway ... He he he!!! ...
[i]Oh yeah I tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand[/i]
. Dubya, Numero Uno.
P.S. Attached is the[i] Beatles' recording of 'I want to hold your hand'[/i] as a gift for your [i]genius[/i] at negotiating the terms of our appearance before the 9/11 Commission ... [i]I couldn't have done it (at least not: [u]alone[/u]!) [/i]... I'll be humming this great Beatles' tune to myself while you do the [i]talking, talking, and talking [/i]during our [i]"joint"-at-the-hip [/i]appearance at the 9/11 Commission hearings ... I get [i]overly flustered[/i] when asked too many questions, since [i]I've never had to answer to anybody for anything [/i]my entire life-long!!! He he he!!!
P.P.S. Poppy told me just to give my [i][u]opinions[/u][/i] anyway, [i]just in case[/i] I'm forced to say [i]something[/i]!!! He he he!!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Pelosi scorns Bush-Cheney panel deal - Joint appearance called 'embarrassing', http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin...
Can't Bushy-boy Testify Without Someone Holding His Hand???, http://www.tblog.com/template...
Tag-Team Testimony From Bush-Cheney-Siamese-Twins Is Bad Practice!!!, http://www.tblog.com/template...
The Charlie McCarthy Hearings, http://www.tblog.com/template...
The Beatles Lyrics: "I Want To Hold Your Hand", http://www.lyricsdepot.com/th...
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