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| Bush Memo To Karl Rove: Send Out Thanks For My Nomination For The Nobel Peace Prize! |
| 02.19.04 (2:17 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Karl Rove, Spin-Meister Extraordinare ([i]You Put Your Hero Joseph Goebbles To Shame![/i])
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Emperor King of the USA, On Top of the World![/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] Send Out Thanks For My Nomination For The Nobel Peace Prize!
Please make sure that all those[i] special gold-plated "invites" [/i] for upcoming White House soirees and my famous bar-b-ques at my Crawford Palace are sent out to those who nominated me for the Nobel Peace Prize!
What great fun we'll have! Those who call me [i]dumb[/i] won't be able to say [i]that[/i] anymore, 'cause you'll be able to claim that I'm a Nobel Prize Winner! [i]Ha ha ha[/i]!
I'm sure my buddies at Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, Unocal, Big Oil, the Pharmaceutical Corporations, the Military Industrial Complex, et. al. who are[i] behind me[/i], will enjoy all of our many parties, lavish affairs and festive celebrations. After all, my good buddy Supreme Court Justice Antonin [i]'Quack-Quack' [/i]Scalia is going to make damn certain that [i]"all goes well" [/i]([i]wink, wink, wink[/i]) and that we're back in office in 2005!
And those god-damned traitors, commies and terrorists who are protesting my nomination don't matter a whit! [i]After all, they aren't in our club of the rich and the powerful[/i]! They're not one of [i]us[/i]: so [i]to hell with 'em[/i]!
Numero Uno.
P.S. If I get the Nobel Peace Prize, we can gleefully invade Syria, Iran and wipe out the Palestinians ([i]as per my favorite neocon's plans laid out in their Project for the New American Century (PNAC)[/i])-- and then they'll give me [i]another [/i]Nobel Peace Prize! Has anyone ever won two before?
* * * * * * * * * * * * *[i] satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources[/b]:
"BELIEVE IT OR NOT ... INSANITY RULES ... NEO-ORWELLIAN AGE OF FASCISM ..." on http://www.tblog.com/template...
"'Kicking around a Peace Prize'" on http://www.smirkingchimp.com/...
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