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| Bush Memo To U.S. NEWS MEDIA: Accountability IS NOT An Option! |
| 01.30.04 (6:33 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] U.S. NEWS MEDIA EDITORS ([i]My Blindly Devoted Lap-Dogs[/i]!)
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]King of the Airways[/i]!)
[b]Subject:[/b] Accountability [i]IS NOT [/i]An Option!
Thanks for your [i]blind devotion [/i]and the [i]soft balls [/i]you pass my way any time issues arise that are ... shall we say [i]unpleasant[/i]?
We all agree, of course, that I want to "know the facts" about Iraq's weapons http://www.news24houston.com/... ... We all agree, of course, that we don't need an "independent probe"! An "independent probe"? That's just plain silly ...
After all, I've been auditing my own income taxes and business dealings for years, and don't see the need for anyone to ask [i]unpleasant questions[/i], do you? Of course not! I'm glad that we can all agree on that!
Numero Uno.
P.S. Americans will forget all about the missing WMDs ... I've got another little [i]gotcha' moment [/i]planned soon, concerning my good buddy Osama bin Laden ... [i]He he he [/i]... Boy, do I just [i]luv[/i] those [i]gotcha' moments [/i]...
P.P.S. Any ideas for another [i]photo-op [/i]with [i]Me, Numero Uno[/i], as the centerpiece? ... I'm thinking of doing another [i]Top Gun Fly-Boy [/i]into Afghanistan to pick-up Osama myself so I can say that I got 'im[i] 'Dead or Alive'! [/i]... Besides, Condi thinks I'm real, real, real cute dressed-up in my military costume ...
P.P.P.S. Don't tell anybody ... My ratings skyrocket when it's a surprise [i]gotcha' moment [/i]... Thanks again to you guys for playing along and not bringing-up all those [i]unpleasant[/i] and [i]boring[/i] issues including the rise in poverty, joblessness, homelessness, lack of health care for millions, crime, misery and the decline in the [i]standard of living[/i] for most Americans, etc. ... CBS deserves a special mention for refusing to air anything that [i]Me, Numero Uno[/i], doesn't approve of like that god-damned MoveOn.org Ad ... Oh, and thanks again for taking the [i]fiasco in Iraq [/i]off the front pages! [b]I owe you one![/b]
[b]My secret is to keep the American people so god-damned [i]scared[/i] that they just keep their heads down, their noses-to-the-grindstone and their mouths shut![/b]
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Bush wants "the facts" on Iraq weapons; aides doubt independent probe, http://www.news24houston.com/...
U.S. Military Sure of Catching Bin Laden, [[i]Or They Have Already but Karl Rove Decides When & How To Play Us[/i]], http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/n...%2F20040129%2F2313741813.htm&sc=1104
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| Bush Memo to RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie: They Bought It! ... Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel! |
| 01.24.04 (3:59 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Ed Gillespie, GOP, Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman ([i]Let's Turn the USA into the Hyper-Rich-Haves Versus the Subservient-Have-Nots[/i] !)
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]No Taxes, But Spend-Spend-Spend ... For My Entire Life Long[/i]!)
[b]Subject:[/b] They Bought It! ... Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel!
Ed, you're right, [i]ole' buddy[/i]! The [i]poor dumb slobs [/i] in the Middle & Working Classes bought my SOTU [i]lock, stock & smoking barrel[/i]!
The secret has been to change Poppy's mantra from "[i]No New Taxes[/i]" that he stupidly went back on after [i]running-up [/i]massive deficits, to a simpler simplistic formula ... I won't make the same mistake that he made. We've dropped the word: "[i]New[/i]" and simply stand for [i][b]"No Taxes" [/b][/i]... [i]Brilliant, I've only got to remember 2 words instead of 3[/i]! [In fact, I've spent at least 24% more than Clinton did! https://www.cato.org/dispatch/01-21-04d.html ... But, I've spent it on myself and our rich corporate cronies!]
There is no better recipe for everybody [i]cheering, cheering, cheering [/i]than to call for NO TAXES, NO SACRIFICE, NO COSTS ... and yet, we're gonna' SPEND, SPEND, SPEND ... He he he! The beauty of it is that we're spending [i]like never before [/i]on behalf of corporations, our wealthy plutocratic class, and our richest-of-the-rich campaign contributors-- and because we throw an [i]old bone [/i]to the Middle & Working classes that represents a tiny, miniscule proportion of tax relief, while their local and state taxes skyrocket-- it's these same [i]poor dumb slobs [/i](who are[i] Pro ME, Numero Uno[/i]) who will be paying MORE ([i]not less[/i]!) in overall taxes -- while those with the most will have hundreds of millions of dollars extra ([i]over and above their already hundreds of millions of dollars of annual income[/i]) to ENJOY ... And [i]WHO[/i] will pay the [i]creditors[/i] when the bills come due? ... These same [i]poor dumb slobs [/i]... But happily, we will be able to eliminate all of those [i]god-damned commie programs [/i]like social security, education, medicare, medicaid, FDA, EPA, welfare, and any & all services that don't benefit US GOPers! If the [i]poor dumb slobs[/i] in the Middle & Working classes can't afford to pay for their own individual services and protections themselves: [i]Well, to hell with 'em[/i]!
Did you hear the [i]Hurrahs! Hurrahs! Hurrahs![/i] when I said that you "[i]can spend your money better than the government can[/i]" ... He he he! ... I had a hard time from breaking out into hysterical laughter! Don't these[i] poor dumb slobs [/i]know that:
A. Dubya, Numero Uno is [i]spending, spending, spending [/i]at twice the rate of Clinton-- and that their taxpayer dollars are being squandered on killing our own "cannon-fodder" ([i]Do they think I really give a damn about the US Soldiers since they are from poor families[/i]?) & innocent civilians in a never-ending guerrilla quagmire in Iraq & anywhere else that our neo-con "eye" roves ([i]like Syria, Iran, N. Korea, etc[/i].).
B. Dubya, Numero Uno is [i]spending, spending, spending [/i]on corporate boondoggles for the Military Industrial Complex at an obscene level, unprecendented in our nation's history? To hell with the losers like the 3.5 million homeless, the 9-15 million jobless, the 25 million families living below the poverty line, the 45 million without health care ... Why should we deprive them of the "freedom" to be homeless, jobless, impoverished, sick & miserable.
C. Dubya, Numero Uno, is [i]spending, spending, spending [/i]on corporate boondoggles for special interests (e.g. Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, Unocal, Lockheed-Martin, Pharmaceutical Industry, HMOs, Health Insurance Industry, Beef Industry, etc.) who are permitted to swindle investors, poison & harm consumers, impoverish workers and rape the environment.
Finally, these [i]poor dumb slobs [/i]really do "get it":
They really do seem to comprehend that without taxation, they will be "[i]enabled[/i]" (as individuals) to have the "[i]freedom[/i]" to privately purchase & pay for ([i]so long as they've got the moolah[/i]):
1. Their own private firemen, traffic cops, and policemen to aide them when they are in danger and keep order;
2. Their own private military and defense;
3. Their own private building and maintaining of their own roads, bridges and infrastructure;
4. Their own private education, health care, retirement, etc.;
5. Their own private water systems, energy, and refuse/garbage disposal;
6. Their own private FDA to regulate the safety of the food they eat and the milk they drink;
7. Their own private EPA to ensure that our rivers, lakes and streams are not polluted, and our lands are not ravaged and raped ([i]He he he! We'll get this one & most of the rest past 'em! He he he[/i]!);
8. Their own private regulations, standards and verification to ensure that their homes, apartments and buildings are built to safety specifications in order than they don't crumble in a storm or earthquake;
9. Their own private FAA in order to ensure that air-traffic is safely managed;
10. Their own private courts and prisons to resolve conflicts and punish criminals.
Etc. etc. etc. They will be "free" oh so "free" ([i]so long as they've got the expertise to choose-- the time to shop-- and, if they can afford to purchase & pay for all of the above and more[/i])!
They[i] fell [/i]for this one so easily ... that the next step is to convince them that privatization of EVERYTHING will be great because GOVERMENT=BAD ... PRIVATE SECTOR=GOOD ... After all, Ronny Reagan did such a great job at starting this ideological [i]snowball down the mountain[/i]!
Since most Americans don't know & don't want to know history, economics and civics-- and happily, don't comprehend the role of Government ([i]not only for Defense[/i]) to Promote the General Welfare of the Citizenry ... and to regulate the private sector -- it will be [i]easy, peasy [/i]to convince 'em to give my [i]best buddy [/i]Kenny-boy (Enron) Lay, the job of managing the Privatization of Social Security ([i]as a 1st step towards eliminating Government, that'll cost over $1 Trillion[/i])-- then [i]my man [/i]Kenny-boy, as well as all of the neo-corporate executives supervising these[i] government-turned-private sector industries [/i]can be paid the hundreds of millions of dollars in top-dog & fat-cat salaries ... No regulation ... No controls ... No cost-containment ... [b]Total Corporate Freedom [/b]... So, if the [i]poor dumb slobs [/i]are [i]swindled, plundered and looted[/i]-- and left impoverished and bereft of opportunity and a basic decent standard of living in the richest nation in the history of our planet ... [b]So Be It ... It Must Be God's Will![/b]
[i][b]Good plan![/b][/i]
Numero Uno.
P.S. If the [i]poor dumb slobs [/i]know that they are meant to live like neo-serfs ... then they deserve it, right?!?! At least, that's what Dick Cheney told me! ... And, frankly I find having more than 3 classes of folks too complicated: So, I figure that we'll establish the Hyper-Rich-[i]Haves[/i] and Everybody-Else as Subservient-[i]Have-Nots[ /i]-- I can remember [i]that[/i] ... It's[i] two things [/i]to remember! ...
P.P.S. Besides, I really enjoyed playing King of the U.S.A. when I was in Great Britain ... and think that the "freedom" of the rich in Mexico to live in the style to which I've been accustomed to my entire life is true "freedom" ... You don't hear those Mexicans complain, do you? ...
P.P.P.S. Do you think we can "drown" all social and governmental programs for the people within the next 4-5 years? I really do want to leave the legacy of [i]My Vision, as the Vision King[/i]! ... Or maybe, I'll just stay put and be coronated as the 1st Emperor & Liege of the U.S.A.!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Bush's State of the Union Address Falls Flat, http://www.progressive.org/we...
Bush Proposals Would Cause Spike in Expenditures, https://www.cato.org/dispatch/01-21-04d.html
GOP Hypocrite of the Week: RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie, http://www.buzzflash.com/edit...
Top fiscal watchdog delivers stinging attack on deficit, http://www.post-gazette.com/p...
Presidential Candidates on the Issues, http://www.guardian.co.uk/usl...,1282,-3664229,00.html
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| Bush Memo to Andrew Sullivan: I AIN'T VULNERABLE! |
| 01.22.04 (5:08 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Andrew Sullivan, Senior Editor, The New Republic ([i]Conservative Turn-Coat & Traitor[/i])
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]1st American King & Emperor[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] I [i]AIN'T [/i]VULNERABLE! I'VE [i]NEVER BEEN [/i]VULNERABLE IN MY ENTIRE WEALTHY & PRIVILEGED LIFE!
Are you[i] really [/i]a Conservative or what? Your bizarro critique of my brilliant [i]State of the Union [/i]leads me to believe that you are a [i]turn-coat [/i]... [i]a traitor [/i]...
Andy-boy, you [i]actually[/i] said:
[i]"[b]It struck me as a speech that comes out of a political cocoon, from a president who doesn't grasp that he is in fact [u]politically vulnerable[/u], and who intends to run not on what he plans for the future but on what he has done in the past. That's a high-risk strategy. We won't know how high a risk until the Democrats produce a nominee[/b]."[/i]
Hell, I[i] ain't [/i]vulnerable! I've got my [i]base[/i] on-board: [i]Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel[/i]! ... And just wait and see what my [i]base[/i] will [u][b]DO[/b][/u] at the voting precincts in November-- And to [i]Hell [/i]with anybody who doesn't support [i]ME, Numero Uno[/i]!
Unlike Poppy, I'll be damned if I'm going to be pressured into stopping my[i] very, very, very profitable warfare[/i] on behalf of my wealthy corporate supporters-- or be persuaded to stop my[i] spending, spending, spending spree [/i]for my corporations, rich campaign contributors and lobbyists who are out there [i]singing my praises[/i]-- or be made to feel guilty about the [i]losers, losers, losers [/i][i]out there without jobs, health care, good quality education, shelter, food, etc[/i]. They should have been born wealthy & privileged [i]winners, winners, winners [/i]like [i]ME, Numero Uno[/i]!
Dubya, Numero Uno,[i] ain't [/i]gonna have any[i] guilt trips [/i]laid on [i]ME[/i]! I'm as [i]happy, happy, happy as happy [/i]can [i]BE![/i]
Numero Uno.
P.S. Why don't you come over and watch the [i]Super Bowl [/i]with Condi and [i]ME, Numero Uno[/i]! You're taking all of this political [i]stuff[/i] [i]way, way, way [/i]too seriously! Let's have some [i]fun, fun, fun [/i]instead!
P.P.S. They call "[i]deficits", "homelessness", "poverty", "health care", "education", "hunger", "war", [/i]etc. a [b]crisis[/b] ... Don't they know these so-called "[i]problems[/i]" will [i]always[/i] exist! So why bother? I, [i]Numero Uno[/i], say, instead of worrying [i]your pretty little head [/i]over all of this [b]shit[/b]:-- Let's [i]party, party, party[/i]! It's a philosophy that has [i]served me well[/i], my entire wealthy & privileged life long!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Back Words, Andrew Sullivan, http://www.tnr.com/doc.mhtml?...
Poll Position, http://www.motherjones.com/ne...
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| Bush Memo to Karl Rove: My Dirty Little Secret! |
| 01.19.04 (6:28 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Karl Rove, Boy Genius, [i]MY [/i]Brain & America's Joseph Goebbles ([i]What Was Wrong With Goebbles Anyway[/i]? [i]After All, Grand-poppy Prescott Got Along Great With Herr Fuhrer[/i]!)
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Sweet & Sexy Guy, Who Doesn't Screw Around With Girls, But [/i]...)
[b]Subject:[/b] My Dirty Little Secret!
Thanks for responding so quickly to my request yesterday to get me a date ([i]ooopppsss, I meant "meeting" ...[/i]) with that pretty boy Scott from Canada!
Unfortunately, that date ([i]ooopppsss, I meant "meeting" ... [/i]) resulted in,[i] shall we say[/i], some "scenes" that we had better make certain don't become public before our re-re-re-election in November!
I know that I can count on you, Cheney and Queen Condi to make sure that my buddy, CEO Walden O'Dell, of Diebold Election Systems, remains "committed" to getting [i]ME, Numero Uno [/i]re-re-re-elected, [i]no matter what[/i]!
Our more[i] conservative than conservative [/i]nemesis, Patrick J. Buchanan said today that "[i][b]Bush launched a pre-emptive strike on his political base by calling for amnesty for illegal aliens. Now, he is moving crab-wise on the issue of homosexual marriage. This is how elections get lost. Suddenly, Bush looks like a bear on ice[/b][/i]." Buchanan has always [i]mis-under-estimated[/i ] [i]ME, Numero Uno[/i]!
Numero Uno.
P.S. Don't tell anybody [i]my dirty little secret[/i]! [i][b]But, God, Scott sure as hell is pretty![/b][/i]
P.P.S. I was devastated to learn that the very, very pretty boy in that [i]TV ad [/i]was [b]Howard Dean[/b]!@#$^&* ... Hmmm ... I guess that means that I can't get a date ([i]ooopppsss, I meant "meeting" [/i]...) with him, right?!? Uh-huh, not until [i]after[/i] the election!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Goodbye, Barry Goldwater, by Patrick J. Buchanan, http://www.wnd.com/news/artic...
Bush Tells Canadian Prime Minister's Scott that He has a Prettier Face Than Bush's Scott, http://www.buzzflash.com/cont...
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| Bush Memo to Cheney, Queen Condi & Rove: ... Fixing Democracy ... |
| 01.18.04 (4:36 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Dick Cheney, Queen Condi Rice & Karl Rove ([i]MY 3 Loyal, Strong-Armed Bears[/i])
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Goldilocks, Very Attracted to Canadian Scott http://www.buzzflash.com/buzz... [/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] ... Fixing Democracy ...
[b]How are we doing in fixing the upcoming elections in November?[/b] You all did such a fine job, in conjunction with Poppy, Jeb & the Supreme Court, in 2000! Please give me a status report of your recent meeting with my buddy, CEO Walden O'Dell, of Diebold Election Systems, who is "committed" to getting me re-elected this year. We've managed to squash the un-patriotic demands that Diebold Election Systems adhere to any system reconciliation, audit or double-checking standards and independent testing. And, who do these leftist liberal scumbags who demand a paper-trail of the election ballots and voting results, think they are, anyway? Don't they know that "freedom" means no controls, no regulations, no standards and absolutely no requirements on corporations who can do whatsoever they want, to whomever they want, whenever they want? That's what Poppy always taught [i]ME, Numero Uno[/i]!
[b]Last night while betting on the[i] NFL playoffs [/i]with Condi, I had a brand spanking new brain-storm of an idea:[/b] instead of "[i]ensuring[/i]" that the election results [i]come-out [/i]the way that we know patriotic Americans really intend that they [i]come-out,[/i] what if the election is just so [i][b]screwed-up [/b][/i]that no one can be certain of the actual results. In that event, I am certain that the American people ([i]and our loyal lap-dogs at the Supreme Court[/i]) would really just want me to remain in office ([i]indefinitely[/i])!
What do you think?
Numero Uno.
P.S. "Thomas Jefferson advised that "[i]elective government[/i]" is "[i]the best permanent corrective of the errors or abuses of those entrusted with power[/i]." His faith in democracy was well placed, but for elective government to play this critical role, the elections must be inclusive and fair, and they must use machinery that works." http://www.nytimes.com/2004/0... ... [b] But [i]God told ME, Numero Uno & Pat Robertson[/i] that all holy people really want [i]ME, Numero Uno[/i] ... and after all, this is a Christian nation![/b]
P.P.S. See if you can[i] get me a date [/i](ooopppsss, I meant "[i]meeting[/i]") with that pretty boy senior strategist Scott! Oh, and please don't tell anybody!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Fixing Democracy, N.Y. Times, 18 January 2004, http://www.nytimes.com/2004/0...
Will the Bush/Cheney Inc. Junta Rig the 2004 Elections?, http://www.tblog.com/template...
Bush Tells Canadian Prime Minister's Scott that He has a Prettier Face Than Bush's Scott, http://www.buzzflash.com/buzz...
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| Bush Memo to Donald Rumsfeld: 500th U.S. Soldier is Killed in Iraq! |
| 01.17.04 (2:13 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Defense Secretary ([i]One Day It's Rosy & The Next Day It's Going To Be A Long Hard Slog ...[/i])
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]It's Rosy Everyday for ME[/i]!)
[b]Subject:[/b] 500th U.S. Soldier is Killed in Iraq!
Queen Condi tells me that the 500th U.S. soldier was killed today in Iraq! That's a real milestone. Thankfully, we don't have anything to worry about, since Karl ([i]the Boy Genius[/i]) Rove has [i]taken such good care [/i]of our media and press buddies. The American people, along with Condi & I, are gearing-up for the Super Bowl!
Your statements to the press that we don't need a larger military force ([i]for the moment & don't worry about a few months down the road: Americans have short memories[/i]) are [i]right-on[/i]! Especially, since our recruitment efforts are [i]in the toilet[/i], and although we're driving unemployment [i]up, up, up and away [/i]-- making folks desperate, they're still not [i]joining-up [/i]as fast as Cheney & Wolfowitz would like. As you are aware, we've got big plans in 2005 for taking on Syria, Iran, N. Korea, China, and possibly those god damn Frenchies!
Let's just wait and see. Perhaps we'll have to initiate the draft in 2005! Not to worry, I've got provisions in place in order that our kids, the kids of our corporate buddies, and the kids of our very, very, very generous campaign contributors, won't have to serve.
After all, as Poppy taught me: Freedom and democracy are based upon what one can buy with all of that beautiful money one gets one's hands on from one's rich corporate connections!
Numero Uno.
P.S. Let's see if we can get Karl's team of wire-brushers and internet scrubbers to wipe out the lunatic preamble from the U.S. Constitution about "[i]We the People[/i]" creating our nation "[i]in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.[/i]" -- Somebody might get the wrong idea and start thinking that [i]we are all equal under the law[/i]: a dangerous leftist, liberal scumbag propaganda ploy!
P.P.S. Don't forget the mantra on my desk-plaque: [i]Some Of Us Are More Equal Than Others[/i]!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Source:[/b]
"Soldiers killed by roadside bomb" on http://www.theaustralian.news...,5744,8424088%255E1702,00 .html
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| Bush Memo to Dick Cheney: Keep Kenny-boy (Enron) Lay 'Out of the Slammer'!!! |
| 01.15.04 (2:31 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Dick Cheney, Veep-'N-Creep ([i]Fund-Raiser on the Government 'Tit'[/i])
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Fund-Raiser on Martin Luther King's 'Back'[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] Keep Kenny-boy ([i]Enron[/i]) Lay [i]'Out of the Slammer'[/i]!!!
Of course, Dick, someone had to "[i]go down[/i]" in order to take the [i]heat-off [/i]of the financial scandals caused by our corporate cronies using their "[i]freedoms[/i]" to get rich. Too bad, the un-democratic left-wing [i]scumbags[/i] don't applaud these corporate robber-barons' "[i]initiative[/i]" to realize the American Dream of [i]Power & Riches[/i] (... and if some people are [i]run-over [/i]in the process ... well, that's the price of [i]Dubya, Numero Uno's [/i]"[i]freedom[/i]" & "[i]democracy[/i]")!!!
Former Enron finance chief Andrew Fastow and his charming wife have "[i]taken the fall[/i]" ([i]and, we'll reward them later & after all, they've still got their riches taken from those poor dumb working slobs' pension funds[/i]) ... But, we can't allow my best buddy, Kenny-boy ([i]Enron[/i]) Lay to be prosecuted (or, should I say[i] "persecuted"[/i]). If it were not for Kenny-boy, I would never had become Governor of Texas or President of the U.S. of A. Kenny-boy has been one of my major fund-raisers throughout my glorious and highly profitable reign!!!
We had better stop the bleeding and keep Kenny-boy ([i]Enron[/i]) Lay [i]'out of the slammer'[/i], along with our other corporate [i]cronies-in-arms [/i]... Otherwise, somebody might start [i]looking a little too closely [/i]into our own financial dealings!!!
Get onto the Justice Department and the S.E.C., and bring these [i]god damn persecutions [/i]of my best buddies & corporate campaign contributors, to a HALT!!!
Numero Uno.
P.S. Also, get the FBI & CIA onto those [i]god damn un-patriotic protestors[/i], who don't think that we should be exploiting Martin Luther King's birthday for our own ruthless fund-raising & propagandizing, on the government [i]'tit'[/i]!!!
P.P.S. Keep [i]out of trouble [/i]yourself ... This French indictment won't "[i]hold water[/i]", as Queen Condi & Karl Rove already have another "Hate France" campaign [i]cooked-up[/i], starting with sending all French Poodles to Guatmo Bay, and spray-painting "[i]Get Out of America[/i]!" on Julia Child's garage door!!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Ex-Enron Exec Fastow, Wife OK Guilty Plea, http://apnews.myway.com/artic...
Hundreds Protest Bush Visit to MLK Tomb: Hundreds Push Past Barricades to Protest Bush's Visit to Martin Luther King's Tomb, http://www.abcnews.go.com/wir...
Cheney to be Prosecuted? Nigeria's $180 Million Fraud Question, http://www.republicons.org/vi...
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| Bush Memo to Karl Rove: Lost In Space |
| 01.14.04 (1:34 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Karl Rove, [i]My Favorite Propaganda Spin-Meister (Not to Worry About the Valerie Plame Affair)[/i]
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]JFK Stunt-Double & The Vision King[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] Lost In Space
Thanks for writing the [i]funny speech [/i]that I was able to deliver today at NASA , with a [i]straight face[/i]!!! I really had a[i] good ole' time[/i]!!!
Funny that no one seems to notice that I said we'll put a man on the moon by 2015-- that is[i] over 11 years from now[/i], although it has already been done before. And, when Kennedy announced the goal of putting a man on the moon, it had never been done before, and [i]it took 8 years[/i]!!! [i](But we want to give our corporate cronies plenty of time to "rake-in" all of the big bucks that they can grab in this new deal!!!)!!![/i]
I liked the part about putting the nation "[i]forward into the universe[/i]"-- so that the American people's attention is diverted outwards into space, and away from the economic rape, swindle & plunder, right here on [i]terra firma [/i]of the Middle-Class & Working People ([i]to hell with the poor, elderly & vulnerable, who just don't get it ... it's all about "Individual Responsibility" to be strong enough to rise to the top of the heap, on one's own merit, like ME, Numero Uno!!![/i]). All of the Vision King's adventures & ([i]war[/i]) games are launched on behalf of our hyper-rich families, powerful corporations & very, very wealthy campaign contributors!!!
You are absolutely right: [i]nobody[/i] is asking any questions about what programs we'll slash to pay for my space adventure ([i]what with all we're spending on my war games & tax cuts for the rich & corporations[/i]), given our record-level deficits & debts that are wrecking the economy to enrich myself, our plutocrats & my [i]corporate-take-all [/i]buddies ... [i]nobody[/i] is asking any questions about who is going to profit from this boondoggle & what it will achieve ... [i]nobody[/i] is asking any questions about the needs of over 45+ million citizens without health care, 9-15+ million citizens without jobs, 3.5+ million homeless, 25+ million families living below the 1960's-defined poverty level, education, the environment, our nation's infrastructure, etc.!!!
I can [i]lie, lie, lie [/i]about the phony [i]casus belli [/i]for warfare to enrich my sordid war-profiteers ... I can [i]lie, lie, lie [/i]about our squalid looting of the economy ... I can[i] lie, lie, lie [/i]about the neglected problems facing America ... and [i]nobody[/i] asks any questions!!! Power is [u]indeed[/u] [i]intoxicating[/i] ([i]more so than the booze I used to swill[/i]!!!)!!!
Boy, I sure do [i]luv [/i]being president!!! May God bless ... May God bless ... May God bless ... [[i]thud[/i]]
Numero Uno.
P.S. Any chance of [i]ME, Numero Uno [/i]remaining in office [i]indefinitely[/i]???
P.P.S. I've got Cheney, Queen Condi, Rumsfeld & Ashcroft reviewing the clauses for declaring [i]Marshall Law and Suspending Elections[/i] ... [i]just in case[/i]!!!
P.P.P.S. By the way, let's send Thomas Kean, Joseph C. Wilson IV & Paul O'Neill ([i]and anyone else who doesn't pay homage to my magnificence[/i]) on a [i]wet-run [/i] of my proposed moon-launch, to be [i]Lost In Space[/i]!!!
P.P.P.P.S. Keep the "[i]May God bless[/i]"s a comin' ... Hell, they think I'm a [i]Saint[/i] ... Maybe I'll be canonized!!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Bush Calls for New Moon Landing as Early as 2015, http://www.nytimes.com/aponli...
President Announces Space Initiative, http://www.latimes.com/news/s...,1,186412.story?coll=la-home-headli nes
Man on the moon: Kennedy speech ignited the dream, http://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/...
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| Bush Memo to John Ashcroft: Let's Ship Un-Friendly Journalists Off To Guatmo Bay! |
| 01.13.04 (11:51 am) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] John Ashcroft ([i]Get Them "Enemy Combattants" Dead-Or-Alive, Rough 'Em Up & Lock 'Em Up[/i]!)
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Democracy & Freedom LUVER, So Long As It's Democracy & Freedom BUSH-STYLE[/i]!)
[b]Subject:[/b] Let's Ship Un-Friendly Journalists Off To Guatmo Bay!
Hurray! We're getting that Supreme Court [i]back in line now[/i], where they belong, in service of MY EVERLASTING REIGN OVER THE FRUITED PLAINS ... I had my SWAT Team ([i]Cheney, Rice & Rove ... they can scare anyone into doing anything! He he he![/i]) go over and give 'em a little talk and set 'em straight!
Now we can label anybody we want as "enemy combattants" and ship 'em off to Guatmo Bay, without having to identify 'em ... So if those god damn un-friendly journalists disappear, we can [i]claim it ain't our fault [/i]... 'cause we don't have to make our secret arrests and detentions public!
I've asked Cheney to contact L. Paul Bremer in Iraq, and Tom Ridge here in the US of A, to start roundin' up them god damn left-wing scumbag journalists, who don't report the [i]real truth, Dubya-style [/i]-- and, the [i]real truth [/i]is that everything is goin' great everywhere and anywhere that I deign to touch! There ain't any god damn problems anywhere ... in fact, everything is rosy, everybody is tickled pink, and, everyone loves ME, Numero Uno! Anyone who says otherwise, is a god damn traitor-- who deserves to disappear!
So, you've got your orders: Go Forth and Get 'Em All, Round 'Em Up, Rough 'Em Up & Ship 'Em Off to Guatmo Bay!
Numero Uno.
P.S. While you're at it-- pick-up them god damn turn-coats: Thomas Kean ([i]who is asking too many stupid questions of Queen Condi about pre-9/11 intelligence[/i]), Joseph C. Wilson IV ([i]who blew the whistle on the Niger uranium yellow cake sales lie-- that I used in my last State-of-the-Union[/i]) and, Paul O'Neill ([i]who said that I'm disengaged and that I planned the attack on Saddam Hussein the day I took office-- He's wrong: I planned it [u]before[/u] I took office[/i]).
P.P.S. By the way, if you make some of these other [i]pains-in-the-butt [/i]disappear, I won't complain: Pat Buchanan, Robert Scheer, John le Carre, Paul Greenberg, Paul Krugman, David Broder, Noam Chomsky, George Akerlof, Gore Vidal, Maureen Dowd & the entire staff of "The Nation" ... [i]etc. etc. etc.[/i]
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources[/b]:
[u]Democracy Now, Supreme Court Upholds U.S. Policy of Secret Arrests & Detentions[/u], http://www.democracynow.org/a... :
[i]The Supreme Court on Monday let stand a federal court ruling that allows for the government to secretly arrest and detain people inside the United States. Without comment the court decided not to review a lower court ruling that backed up the Bush administration's post 9/11 policy in which hundreds of Muslim men were secretly picked up and detained. The Justice Department refused to release the names of the detainees or their charges claiming the release of information could jeopardize national security. This comes after the Supreme Court decided to hear appeals in cases involving detainees at Guantanamo Bay and the detention of so-called enemy combatants. Kate Martin, director of the Center for National Security Studies, said Monday the court has now given its blessing to "a secrecy regime in which arrests are off the public docket, people are held in secret, deported in secret."[/i]
[u]Democracy Now, Reuters, U.S. Military Brutalized Detained Journalists[/u], http://www.democracynow.org/a... :
[i]The Reuters news agency has filed a formal complaint with the Pentagon over the "wrongful" arrest and apparent "brutalization" of three of its staff this month by US troops in Iraq. This according to a report in the Guardian of London. The three Reuters staff members - all of whom were Iraqi - were shot at and then detained for 72 hours after they attempted to cover the story of a downed U.S. helicopter. The U.S. reportedly placed bags over the heads of the detainees and threatened to send them to Guantanamo Bay. In one instance a U.S. soldier shoved a shoe into the mouth of one of the Iraqis. One source told the Guardian, "They were brutalised, terrified and humiliated for three days. It was pretty grim stuff. There was mental and physical abuse." The source added: "It makes you wonder what happens to ordinary Iraqis." The U.S. claims they detained the men after the soldiers came under fire from gunmen wearing jackets that read PRESS. The Guardian reported a spokeswoman for the US military's coalition press and information centre in Baghdad hung up when a reporter asked her to comment. [/i]
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| Bush Memo to MY Cabinet Members: Paul O'Neill is a DEAD MAN! |
| 01.12.04 (1:22 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b][i] MY [/i]Cabinet Members ([i]My Servants & Slaves, For the Moment[/i]!)
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Your Liege, Your Emperor, Forever[/i]!)
[b]Subject:[/b] Ex-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill is a [i]DEAD MAN[/i]!
Be forewarned! The [i]traitor[/i] and [i]turn-coat[/i], ex-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill is a [i][u]Dead Man[/u][/i]! I've already unleashed the [i]attack-dogs [/i]at the Treasury onto the poor, dumb sucker!
I'm getting damned sick and tired of disloyal servants and slaves-- who rise above their lowly [i]stations in life[/i]-- and forget to whom they owe their fawning loyalty, reverent worship, & blind obeisance:-- like Thomas Kean ([i]who is asking damn irritating questions about what ME & Condi knew prior to 9/11 regarding Al Qaida's airplane hijackings![/i]); Joseph C. Wilson IV ([i]who had the audacity to expose the phony Niger uranium yellow cake sales to Iraq, that never took place-- and, it was a key sales pitch in my last State-of-the-Union screed![/i]); and, now, Paul O'Neill ([i]who makes public the 'top secret' discussions that go on, behind closed doors, in my royal domaine![/i])!
Who the hell do these fanatical [i]whistle-blowers [/i]think they are? Their obligation is to be entirely loyal to [i]ME, Numero Uno[/i], their Liege & Emperor ... They've got some sort of idiotic notion, that they owe some sort of allegiance to the [i]People of the United States of America[/i]. This is very, very [i]naive[/i] and [i]stupid[/i], on their part-- as you will observe, since [i]when we get through with [/i]O'Neill and the rest ... They won't be fit for wiping my cowboy boots!
So, remember folks ... You had better start emulating Cheney, Rice and Rove-- who are willing to [u]say[/u] [i]anything[/i], [u]do[/u] [i]anything[/i], and, [u]think[/u] [i]anything[/i]-- that I, Numero Uno, tell them to [i]say, do & think[/i]! I want to start seeing some more loyalty here-- like you hoisting yourselves [i](& the poor, dumb working taxpayers of America[/i]) on your own swords!
Times, [i]they are a changin' [/i]... In my New World Order, the Pledge Of Allegiance will be to[i] ME, Emperor Bush[/i]-- God even told Pat Robertson to say so!
Numero Uno.
P.S. You had better make certain that your spouses don't work as secret under-cover operatives for the FBI or CIA-- or else, they are [i]dead-meat[/i], if you expose me ...
P.P.S. Also, don't forget that John Ashcroft has shown me our secret files concerning your sex lives and tax records, going back over 50 years-- and, he has places reserved for all those ([i]and their families[/i]) who betray me, at our Concentration Camp in Guatmo Bay ...
P.P.P.S. And, if that doesn't work, God & I have plans for you and yours in the next life, that will be [i]hot! hot! hot![/i]
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Bush Sought ‘Way’ To Invade Iraq?, http://www.commondreams.org/h...
Bush Sought to Oust Hussein From Start, Ex-Official Says, http://www.nytimes.com/2004/0...
Confessions of a White House insider ['Deficits don't matter'], http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPO...
Treasury wants O'Neill papers probed, http://money.cnn.com/2004/01/...
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| Bush Memo to Billy-boy Frist & Tommy-boy DeLay: Let's Take America For A Ride, To The Moon! |
| 01.09.04 (1:30 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Billy-boy Frist, Senate Majority Leader
[b]Copy:[/b] Tommy-boy DeLay, House Majority Leader
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Top-Gun Astronaut[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] Let's Take America For A Ride, To The Moon!
Karl Rove, Condi Rice ([i]Dick Cheney is missing ... Nobody has seen him in weeks ... Have you? ... We think he may be hiding out at Halliburton's HQs [/i]...) and I have been discussing your concerns regarding all of the hate-mail you are receiving, directed at my neo-con war in Iraq, since there are no WMDs and we have spent $94+ Billion thus far in Iraq, and the remaining $72 Billion ([i]including the nice, fat juicy $87 Billion expenditure that we got rubber-stamped[/i]) will be awarded in [i]no-bid, no-audit, no-accountability [/i]contracts to Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, Unocal, and the rest ([i]like my dim-witted brother Neil's New Bridge Strategies LLC[/i] ...) of my very rich corporate campaign contributors ... with another request for tens of billions of $$$ more forthcoming, once we win in our '[i]blowout[/i]' in November! ([i]God told ME & Pat Robertson that it's a 'sure thing'[/i])
Also, I hate those liberal scumbag whiners who complain about the 496 U.S. soldiers killed to-date in Iraq, of which 357 were killed after my "[i]Mission Accomplished[/i]" Top-Gun photo-op! They even whine about the tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians who have been massacred, with no end in sight! [i]Don't they know that you can't make democratic omelets without breaking the poor, working-man's eggs? (MY eggs, your eggs Billy-boy & Tommy-boy, and my corporate cronies' eggs, are safe-and-sound, as always! He he he!)[/i]
Our neo-idea is to[i] Go To The Moon ... and Then, On To Mars[/i]! Okay, so we've been to the Moon before ([i]and we're having problems with the Mars Spirit Rover ... details, just details ...[/i]) ... that means [i]we can't fail[/i], right?!?
So why, you ask, would we go to the Moon again? Well, the other night, Condi & I were watching this great film called "The Attack of the Aliens ..." and we figure that we need to pre-emptively establish bases on the Moon and Mars, from which we can unilaterally attack any aliens from other planets that threaten us ... After all, these aliens from other worlds might have massive stockpiles of WMDs that they can use to imminently attack us, any day now ... and we don't want "mushroom clouds" rising-up from our cities, do we?!? ([i]After all, it might hurt mortgage rates[/i])!?!
The initial request of over $800 Million for budget year 2005, is a pittance ... This project will cost at least a $1 Trillion, before it's all over ... but just consider this:-- We'll be able to launch pre-emptive strikes against any target in space from the Moon and/or Mars, in order to protect America from [i]them there [/i]god-damn aliens, who threaten our Freedom and our Democracy!
Those god-damn anti-christian Democrats are already asking [i]dumb questions [/i]like:
1. What about the massive deficit spending & historical record-level debt that [i]ME & YOU [/i]have squandered with nothing to show for it? ...[i] You just tell 'em[/i]:-- You un-patriotic scumbags think small, small, small ... Besides, [i]you tell 'em [/i]that it ain't coming out of [i]their [/i]pockets -- it's the "[i]little people[/i]" who pay taxes who are [i]footing the bills [/i]... Dubya, Numero Uno is the "[i]Vision King[/i]"!
2. What will we accomplish, since we've already gone to the moon, and the technological gains were largely reaped during the 1970s? ... [i]You just tell 'em[/i]:-- You un-democratic scumbags are "big" government freaks who don't see how my buddies, my corporate contractors like Lockheed Martin, Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, etc. are going to make a gigantic fortune ... Dubya, Numero Uno is the "[i]Capitalist King[/i]"!
3. What about programs needed a little closer to home ([i]here on earth[/i]), like health care for the 45 million Americans in need-- better public education for our children & young people-- between 9-15 million citizens without jobs-- and, the skyrocketing poverty levels with over 3.5 million citizens who are homeless & 25 million families living below the 1960's poverty line? [i]You just tell 'em[/i]:-- You hitlerian scumbags want "[i]big[/i]" government to solve all of your god-damn problems ... I use [i]MY BIG[/i] government to solve the "important problems" faced by corporations, the rich plutocrats & my family's fortunes ... You want to destroy the "freedom" of people to live and die in poverty, misery & illness, without any help? ... Dubya, Numero Uno is the "[i]Freedom King[/i]"!
No wonder we hate those anti-christian, un-patriotic, un-democratic, hitlerian scumbag Democrats-- who don't luv [i]our[/i] neo-con pre-emptive invasions into other sovereign nations ... who don't luv[i] our [/i]corporate-take-all form of democracy ... who don't luv [i]our [/i]"freedoms" for the rich like ME & MY CORPORATE CRONIES, to do WHATEVER WE WANT to do, WHENEVER WE WANT to do it, to WHOMSOEVER WE WANT TO do it to!
So, is it any wonder that these liberal scumbags might oppose my plan for bases on the Moon & Mars? -- Just because we lack the money ([i]just take it out of social security, public education, medicaid, medicare, welfare, the EPA, the FDA, and any other of those god-damn communist safety-nets[/i]) ... And, because these traitors already don't support my wonderful neo-con pre-emptive wars against tyrants like Saddam Hussein ... Why would these commie scumbags support my pre-emptive wars against those god-damn aliens from other planets?
If these liberal scumbag traitors say that there is no proof that aliens from other planets exist, you just get Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Charles Krauthammer, our two Willies (Kristol & Safire), and Michael Savage, & our other media & press puppets, to say that those who pose these un-patriotic questions of Dubya, Numero Uno, don't give a damn about America's national security-- and that these are the same[i] terrorist-luvers [/i]who don't believe in Saddam Hussein's WMDs ... They just don't have any [i]faith in ME or GOD[/i]!
Numero Uno.
P.S. Don't worry about the upcoming election ... November 2004 will be a '[i]blowout[/i]'-- [i]I've already had a little talk with my buddies at Diebold Electronic Election Systems[/i]! Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter & our other court-jesters & media attack-dogs will tell everybody that those who don't vote for me are condemned by God to the eternal fires of hell & damnation ... and perhaps, until then, by John Ashcroft as "enemy combattants" to be interred at Guatmo Bay!
P.P.S. Laura told me ([i]after admitting the 'Roses are Red' poem was phony & not written by me[/i]) that I ought to go to the moon ... How do you think Condi & I would look dressed-up as [i]astronauts[/i]? Karl says it will be a [i]great photo-op[/i]!
P.P.P.S. Hey, would you like to come along for the ride, too? [i]Let's Take America For A Ride, To The Moon[/i]!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
UPI Exclusive: Bush OKs new moon missions, http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?S...
Bush Expected to Propose Moon, Mars Missions, http://www.npr.org/display_pa...
Mars rover still in a jam, http://straitstimes.asia1.com...,4386,229395,00.html
Pat Robertson: God told him it's Bush in a 'blowout' in November, http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin...
Will Bush Backers Manipulate Votes to Deliver GW Another Election?, http://www.commondreams.org/h...
My Lump in the Bed [Laura Bush admits Dubya did not write stupid poem, as claimed.], http://www.thenation.com/outr...
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| Bush Memo to Robert Scheer: You Are Right, But It Doesn't Matter! |
| 01.07.04 (1:56 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Robert Scheer, Columnist, L.A. Times & [i]Upstart Who Dares to Rise Above Your Station in Life[/i]
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Plutocrat, Who Can Smash You Like A Bug, Bobby-boy[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] You Are Right, But It Doesn't Matter!
You had better [u][i]beware[/i][/u] of rising above your lowly station in life, [i]matey[/i]! You state in your blasphemous column today in the traitorous L.A. Times ([i]that we succeeded in trashing during Ahnold's California campaign[/i] ...) that:
"[i]Why, for heaven's sake, would a divine power described in Scripture as supremely wise and just employ a self-indulgent, partisan hack with a history of bigotry and greed as his spinmeister[/i]?"
[i]Beware[/i], I say unto thee ... For how the hell do you know that [i]WE[/i] are not in cahoots with God ... and I happen to [i]luv [/i]Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Charles Krauthammer, William Kristol, William Safire, Fox News, etc. etc. etc. -- all cheerleaders, court-jesters & attack-dogs for the big Numero Uno, [i]ME[/i]!
You had the audacity to say, [i]Bobby-boy[/i], that God spake unto to [i]YOU[/i], of all people. God doesn't speak to [i]YOU[/i]. God doesn't give a damn about [i]YOU[/i]. In fact, God told [i]ME[/i] that he is damning [i]YOU[/i] to the eternal fires of[i] HELL[/i], along with Satan, Maureen Dowd, Paul Krugman, George Akerlof & the entire staff of [i]The Nation[/i] ([i]God's already damned, at my request:-- Gore Vidal, Noam Chomsky, Senators Robert Byrd & Ted Kennedy-- and, oh let's not forget those other [u]shits[/u]: Joseph C. Wilson IV, Howard Dean, and, oh yeah-- those other turn-coats like Pat Buchanan, Thomas Kean, Paul Greenberg, who have forgotten that there are no other Gods before ME[/i])!
[i]YOU[/i] concluded, [i]Bobby-boy[/i], that:
"[i]Fortunately, the citizens of our republic have not surrendered all of their rights to the needs of our burgeoning empire. But rest assured that a "blowout" victory for an administration that has stripped away so much of our liberty and saddled us with ever-expanding burdens of empire would only feed the monster of imperial ambition that has even God so worried[/i]."
You are right, [i]Bobby-boy[/i], but it doesn't matter! I've got [i]God[/i] in my pocket-- and the [i]Religious Right [/i]in my wallet!
And ... November 2004 [i]is [/i]going to be a [i]'blowout' [/i]... God's about to tell Falwell, Limbaugh & Coulter that it's going to be a '[i]landslide'[/i] victory ... In fact, word is [i]going around [/i]([i]thanks to Karl Rove's efficiency[/i]) that anyone who doesn't vote for me is going to be damned forever to the fires of [i]HELL[/i]!
Numero Uno.
P.S. So, watch out,[i] Bobby-boy[/i].
P.P.S. If you don't watch your Ps & Qs ([i][u]P[/u]erle's neo-con pre-emptive warfare & [u]Q[/u]ueen Condi's desire for daily sacrifices to her magnificence[/i])-- you might find yourself out of a job ... My buddies at the L.A. Times have already banned the use of phrases I don't like ... e.g. "[i]freedom fighters[/i]" for those goons that don't like us occupying Iraq ... and maybe, "[i]guerrilla quagmire[/i]" for the messes, chaos & fiascos we've triggered in Afghanistan & Iraq ...
* * * * * * * * * * * * * [i]satire based on facts [/i]* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[b]Topical Source:[/b]
Lord Knows What Robertson Wants, by Robert Scheer, L.A. Times, http://www.latimes.com/news/o...,1,4823540.column?coll=la-news-comme nt-opinions
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| Bush Memo to Karl Rove: You Can Fool Enough of the People, Enough of the Time! |
| 01.06.04 (12:59 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Karl Rove, [i]Meister Wizard & Magician Extra-Ordinaire[/i]
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Rabbit-in-the-Hat[/i] )
[b]Subject:[/b] You [i]Can[/i] Fool Enough of the People, Enough of the Time!
Well done! I'm giving you a nice fat raise this year ... along with a nice fat bonus including lots of shares in my corporate cronies' New Bridge Strategies LLC investment firm in Iraq-- that is going to make us all ([i]including my dumb-bell brother Neil[/i]) filthy rich! Our [i]shake-down [/i]of the American workers & poor dumb taxpayers, Iraqi oil and Iraqi businesses, is [i]going off without a hitch[/i] ... In fact, the poor dumb Americans who are [i]bearing our burdens[/i], [i]paying our debts[/i], and [i] struggling to make ends meet [/i]are our biggest fans!
You simply have to tell the American people that if they don't vote for me, God ([i]who has told Pat Robertson that I will win in a 'blowout' in November[/i]) will condemn them to eternal damnation in the fires of hell!
Add to that Grover Norquist ([i]be sure to invite him over for supper at the next White House banquet[/i]), who tells the American people that estate taxes on the fabulously wealthy in the top 2% (richest Americans) tier, is like perpetrating Hitler's Holocaust, all over again!
Moreover, the American people don't give a damn that we found no WMDs ([i]our casus belli for war in Iraq[/i]) and actually think that Saddam Hussein ([i]who was vulnerable against our massive onslaughts & attacks ... after all, we've spent over 400 times per annum more than Iraq on the military for more than a decade[/i]) was responsible for 9/11! We didn't even catch the real culprit behind 9/11, Osama bin Laden, whom I was going to get [i]'dead or alive' [/i]-- and these [i]dumb-bell [/i]Americans have already forgotten it all!
[i]Ha[/i]! [i]It works[/i]! [i]It all works[/i]! We've just got to [i]continue[/i] to fool enough of the people, enough of the time!
Wow, this is fun! ... It is easier than taking candy from a baby, [i]'cause the baby cries [/i]... whereas, the American people simply [i]lap this shit up[/i]! Americans sure are[i] stupid[/i], and [i]ain't[/i] that great!
I have some other ideas for what we can tell the American people, Karl ... How about the following?
* That if they vote for Howard Dean, then God will get so angry & mad, that he will let terrorists ram airplanes into their homes ([i]God knows the homes of those who vote for Dean ... John Ashcroft is also trying to find this out![/i]) ... Say that God won't stop the Great Satan ([i]those Muslim wogs who practice that damn Islamic religion[/i]), because he likes me and thinks that those who don't, deserve to be wiped-out by terrorists!
* That if they support the corporations & the rich paying [i]zip, zero, nada [/i]taxes-- and the middle-class, fixed-income retirees & working people agree to [i]PAY ALL[/i] taxes & [i]GIVE-UP [/i]social security, police enforcement, firemen, education, medicare, and any and all other local, state & federal services-- that I will put in a good word for them with God! After all, God would prefer if the people would spend their time, energy and resources to build temples to my glorious, divine self and burn sacrifices in my honor!
* That if they support endless wars in the Middle-East in order that Dick Cheney, Condi Rice & I can get our hands on the oil fields, and give our benefactors, Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, Unocal, etc. ... lots of fat, juicy contracts-- all paid for by the American working people-- then, God will bless them after they are dead and have gone to heaven. Those who oppose my [i]perpetual wars for perpetual peace [/i]will be cast down to live in eternal damnation, along with Satan, Gore Vidal & Noam Chomsky!
What do you think, Karl? ... And the critics say that I am not an[i] ideas [/i]man ... They are always [i]mis-under-estimating me[/i], aren't they! God Bless America!
Numero Uno.
P.S. God told me the other night, that when we win in our 'blowout' in November 2004, that Condi Rice should be made Queen and that I should be crowned King ... [i]Ooopppsss[/i], sorry, you say that she already is our Queen ... Ah yes, She Who Must Be Obeyed, is [i]above the law [/i]already! What about me? [i]Ohhh[/i], you want to wait on that one, in order to keep down the Mad King George jokes ... [i]Hmmm[/i], okay, we'll wait & see ... [u][i]I[/i][/u] am already [i]above the law [/i]too, right?
P.P.S. Ah, this [i]"God" thing [/i]is great ... It sure convinces people to[i] follow us blindly[/i], doesn't it! I wonder why past leaders didn't think of using the [i]"God" thing[/i] ... [i]Ohhh[/i], you say they did: especially in Medieval times ... I guess I should [i]brush-up [/i]on my history!
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[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
The S factor explains Bush's popularity, http://seattlepi.nwsource.com...
More Neil Bush Wheeler-Dealer Details: Consultant On Iraq Contracts Employed President's Brother, http://www.rense.com/general4...
Televangelist Robertson Says Bush Will Win in 'Blowout', http://www.latimes.com/news/n...,1,5759467.story?coll=la-news-politi cs-white_house
Out of Their Anti-Tax Minds, http://www.washingtonpost.com...
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| Bush Memo to Queen Condi Rice: Independent Commission Investigating 9/11 |
| 01.05.04 (3:10 pm) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Queen Condi Rice, [i]My One & Only[/i] NSA
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]King of the Hill[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] Independent Commission Investigating 9/11
Don't worry, my sweet. I've got John Ashcroft looking into the sex life and tax returns going back 50 years for Thomas Kean, the Republican chairman of the commission investigating 9/11, whom I appointed ([i]thinking that he would do as I say at all times[/i] ...). The [i]turn-coat [/i]scumbag Kean [i][u]ain't[/u][/i] going to get away with all of these nosy, irritating questions-- Before I'm through with him, he'll learn that when Queen Condi says [i]No[/i] ... We mean [i]No[/i]!
If you don't want to testify before the commission, you don't have to ... If you don't want to hand-over any documents regarding 9/11, you don't have to ... If you don't want to read dumb memos, or listen to the tiny minions in the "bowels" of the National Security Agency (NSA), or answer any questions-- [b]you don't have to[/b]! Kean should have [i]followed the lead [/i]of the media & press, who simply nod their heads and happily applaud, [i]whenever you deign to speak before them[/i]! After all, they're all [i]just little people[/i]!
How dare they treat you with anything but fawning reverence, worshipping servitude, and cowering obeisance ... You deserve unquestioning homage ... and by God, I'll make damn sure that you get it. (Besides, Karl Rove has said that we can play the [i]race card[/i], if anyone even dares to question anything that you say!)
Your wish is my command, as always, my Queen.
Numero Uno.
P.S. Laura will be in Crawford, while you & I watch the SuperBowl together again this year ... [i]Yum yum yum [/i]...
P.P.S. We should take another surprise trip to Baghdad soon ([i]after all, I'm not going to be upstaged by Numero 10, Tony 'Poodle' Blair[/i]) and we had an unforgettable airplane ride, didn't weee ... [i]wheee[/i]!!!
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[b]Topical Source:[/b]
A NEW YEAR BRINGS SAME OLD BUSH, http://www.niagarafallsreport...
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| Bush Memo to God: What About Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter? |
| 01.04.04 (9:00 am) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] God
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Here on Earth[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] What About Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter?
God, thanks alot for getting the message to Pat Robertson that I am going to win big-time in a '[i]blowout[/i]' election in November 2004!
Can you please get the same message out to Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter? These guys & gals ([i]there are others like Safire, Kristol[/i], [i]Krauthammer, Fox News, etc... but these are my favorites[/i]) have been [i]so good [/i]about passing on, [i]without question[/i], [u]anything[/u] that I say, [u]anytime[/u] I want it said and, in [u]any words[/u] that I tell 'em to say it, verbatim! Hell ([i]ooopppsss ... excuse me[/i]), they even repeat it over and over and over again, without me having to tell 'em to do so!
Maybe you can tell 'em to use the word '[i]landslide[/i]' rather than '[i]blowout[/i]'-- after all, we want everybody to [u][i]catch-on[/i][/u], that if they don't vote for me ([i]since that is clearly your divine wish & mine, God[/i]), that they are condemned to HELL for ETERNITY. They'll burn in them fires along with [i]your [/i]ENEMY COMBATTANT, SATAN forever ... or perhaps as [i]my[/i] Enemy Combattant, in Guatmo Bay, while here on earth!
I've already told ole' Tony Blair that you've given me the [i]go-ahead [/i]to invade Syria, Iran & N. Korea after the elections in November ... Maybe you should whisper in his [i]big ears[/i] again that we've embarked upon a neo-con crusade against those god-damned ([i]ooopppsss ... excuse me, again[/i]) Muslims who practice that anti-christian Islamic religion ... These dumb Ayrab wogs need to become Christians who are focused on exploiting the poor & vulnerable in order to enrich ourselves & Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, Unocal, etc. [i]off the blood, sweat & tears [/i]of poor & working people ... that is the Christian Way ... that is Christian Freedom!
Numero Uno.
P.S. Thanks again for the neo-con [i]snow-job [/i]& the [i]media trashing [/i]of Howard Dean ...
P.P.S. We've still got that little terrorist attack planned here in the U.S.A. for ([i]oh, let's say October[/i]), just in case I [i]ain't[/i] way ahead in the polls ... Maybe then I'll declare marshall law, suspend elections & nullify the U.S. Constitution & Bill of Rights ([i]Weren't our Founding Fathers Satanists? ... Hmmm ... I'm sure we could get the Religious Right to back that line[/i]!) ...
P.P.P.S. Can you please ask Tim Russert to tell the world that [b]anybody who doesn't [i]worship at the altar [/i]of my 3[/b] [i][b]Cs[/b][/i] ([b]C[/b]orporations, [b]C[/b]apitalism-Bush-St yle: [i]'All for Me & Me for Me'[/i], and [b]C[/b]hristianity-Bush- Style: [i]'Follow Me, Me & Me ... Even if it ain't in your best interest'[/i]) ... [b]is going to burn in hell [/b]... That'll sure help me out in the short-term ...
Talk to you again soon, God. Oh, I'm pretty busy these days, what with bar-b-ques at Crawford, campaign fund raising dinners & the upcoming SuperBowl that Condi & I like to watch together ... So, Don't call [i]Me, I'll [/i]call You ...
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[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
Pat Robertson: God told him it's Bush in a 'blowout' in November, http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin...
Neo-Con Arm-Chair Chicken-Hawks Lust For Wars in Syria, Iran & N Korea, http://www.tblog.com/template...
Bogus Flight Cancellations to Prepare Public for October Surprise!, http://www.tblog.com/template...
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| Bush Memo to Conservative Talk Show Hosts & Co.: Go After Willie Nelson NOW! |
| 01.03.04 (7:54 am) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] [i][b]All [/b][/i]Conservative Talk Show Hosts on Radio & TV, Fox News Cheerleaders, And My Favorite Attack-Dogs (Charles Krauthammer, William Kristol) & Court-Jesters (Ann Coulter, William Safire)
[b]Copy:[/b] John Ashcroft ([i]My Bulldozer[/i])
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]The Boss[/i])
[b]Subject:[/b] Go After Willie Nelson NOW!
Remember what you guys did to those liberal scumbags, the Dixie Chicks? ... I want you to go after that liberal 'white trash' Willie Nelson and make certain that he feels pain, big pain. I want his songs banned from all radio stations, TV music shows on network & cable, and from all record stores! Let 'im starve! That'll show 'im!
My daughters were at home this holiday season ([i]safe-and-sound, far, far away from the war in Iraq[/i]) and were humming his traitorous new anti-war in Iraq song:
[i][u]What Ever Happened To Peace On Earth[/u]
There's so many things going on in the world
Babies dying
Mothers crying
How much oil is one human life worth
And what ever happened to peace on earth
We believe everything that they tell us
They're gonna’ kill us
So we gotta’ kill them first
But I remember a commandment
Thou shall not kill
How much is that soldier’s life worth
And whatever happened to peace on earth
(Bridge)
And the bewildered herd is still believing
Everything we’ve been told from our birth
Hell they won’t lie to me
Not on my own damn TV
But how much is a liars word worth
And whatever happened to peace on earth
So I guess it’s just
Do unto others before they do it to you
Let’s just kill em’ all and let God sort em’ out
Is this what God wants us to do
(Repeat Bridge)
And the bewildered herd is still believing
Everything we’ve been told from our birth
Hell they won’t lie to me
Not on my own damn TV
But how much is a liars word worth
And whatever happened to peace on earth
Now you probably won’t hear this on your radio
Probably not on your local TV
But if there’s a time, and if you’re ever so inclined
You can always hear it from me
How much is one picker’s word worth
And whatever happened to peace on earth
But don’t confuse caring for weakness
You can’t put that label on me
The truth is my weapon of mass protection
And I believe truth sets you free
(Bridge)
And the bewildered herd is still believing
Everything we’ve been told from our birth
Hell they won’t lie to me
Not on my own damn TV
But how much is a liars word worth
And whatever happened to peace on earth[/i]
When I asked 'em where they got this rubbish, they told me that everybody is tuning into this new Willie Nelson song. I am sick and tired of these liberal traitors criticizing my fabulous war-- after all, me and my family are making a fortune!
What the hell is going on in this country? Southerners, with their confederate flags, blind adherence to Pat Robertson ([i]who says that God told 'im I'll be elected in a 'blowout' [/i] http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin... ), and, who will send their kids off to die in my [i]corporate-take-all [/i]wars, while my kids are [i]safe-and-sound [/i]at home-- should all be appalled by that "[i]enemy combattant": Willie Nelson[/i].
Make sure that Willie Nelson's legs are broken!
Numero Uno.
P.S. John Ashcroft is going to conduct another income tax audit and an investigation into Willie Nelson's sex life ... and maybe ship Willie off to Guatmo Bay where he belongs ... Meanwhile, I've got to get Laura to [i]wash-out [/i]the girls' mouths [i]with soap[/i]!
P.P.S. Also, let's nominate Pat Robertson for the Medal of Freedom! (Oh, let's change the images emblazoned on the Medal of Freedom and show God Whispering into My Ear: "[i]War [u]IS[/u] Peace[/i]"!)
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[b]Topical Sources:[/b]
New Willie Nelson Song Condemns War in Iraq, http://www.commondreams.org/h...
Pat Robertson: God told him it's Bush in a 'blowout' in November, http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin...
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| Bush Memo To Dick Cheney: Will the French Indict You? |
| 01.01.04 (8:29 am) [edit] |
[b]To:[/b] Dick Cheney, Veep & Creep
[b]From:[/b] Dubya, Numero Uno ([i]Born-Again [/i]Neo-Con)
[b]Subject:[/b] Will the French Indict You?
We've had some [i]great times [/i]this last year, haven't we, Dick! Playing [i]War Games [/i]is more fun than playing [i]Cowboys-and-Indians [/i]in Crawford. I sure did enjoy getting [i]dressed-up in my Top-Gun Outfit [/i]and riding in that jet onto the aircraft carrier, on the 1st May ... It's just too bad that the liberal media scumbags keep focusing in on that god-damned "[i]Mission Accomplished[/i]" banner! Karl Rove is doubtful that we can use that footage in the upcoming presidential campaign-- and yet, I have never looked better!
I'm told that the god-damned [i]frenchies[/i] may indict you on "[i]charges of bribery, money-laundering and misuse of corporate assets[/i]" regarding your Halliburton connections ... How dare they!!! Who the hell do the [i]frogs[/i] think they are anyway, huh???
Don't worry-- Karl Rove will threaten to stop all imports of [i]french goods [/i]-- and we'll rename[i] french [/i]poodles to [i]freedom[/i] poodles!!! That'll get 'em. Americans don't want all those god-damned french laws-- those god-damned socialists ... who have all those god-damned regulations to keep corporations like Halliburton & their government leaders from plundering & looting their nation's treasury; defrauding investors, consumers & employees:-- What the hell kind of democracy is that??? And, the god-damned [i]frogs[/i] claim to love freedom!!! Ho!!!
Only in America Dick, could you & I have risen to such giddy heights of power & wealth-- and, Halliburton who has made you rich, deserves to be rich-- after all, isn't that what America is all about?!?!
Numero Uno.
P.S. Maybe we ought to plan a regime change in France-- after all, any country that would eat [i]frog legs [/i]ought to be converted to Crawford [i]bar-b-que[/i]!!!
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[b]Topical Source:[/b]
Will the French Indict Cheney?, http://www.commondreams.org/v...
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